BIKE SECURITY

[SILVERONE]

I see bitonthside has had an attempted theft on his bike.
What do you do to prevent your bike from been nicked ???? apart from all the usual stuff (TIPS).

My first rule is ''it pays NOT to advertise'' Ie the bike gets put away out of sight as soon as I get home, and no motorcycle related stickers in the car etc.

 

[blumeeni]

Live in my village where the crime rate has been zero% for the last 2 yrs
well except for all the










































































sheep shagging that goes on here but Stans responsible for most of that

 

[Punchy]

I see bitonthside has had an attempted theft on his bike.
What do you do to prevent your bike from been nicked ???? apart from all the usual stuff (TIPS).

Bog off Silver...
you think I'm going to tell you how to nick my P & J...

must think I was born yesterday

man8um

 

[stan the man]

Live in my village where the crime rate has been zero% for the last 2 yrs
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sheep shagging that goes on here but Stans responsible for most of that

yeh but,no but, yeh but,no but,yeh but,yeh but............


















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you go and 'ave sloppy seconds uke: :f :f

 

[SILVERONE]

Bog off Silver...
you think I'm going to tell you how to nick my P & J...

must think I was born yesterday

man8um

w;;v No I can see you weren't born yesterday, 9/11/48 to be precise & I see you got some nice bikes as well (pays not to advertise).
I wasn't expecting anyone to say where they kept there keys etc, but it go's with out saying they should be well hidden, get a cheap baby monitor of here
http://baby.listings.ebay.co.uk/Safety_W0QQfromZR4QQsacategoryZ20436QQsocmdZListingItemList put one in garage and one next to where you sleep, ''that sort thing''.
Anyone got any D I Y ideas how to make an up and over door more secure ?.

 

[gypsy]

Brick it up ? :dunno:

 

[Rolfy Dave]

How about.....

Brick it up ? :dunno:

Put a roof on it........:neenaw:

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[reefer]

Put a roof on it........

fag..choke..decafe...entire carpark area moment

 

[Pugwash]

Er, seriously, putting my bike out of sight isn't possible. I DO have a security camera very visible inside the kitchen window pointing at it though.

 

[Cyclops]

Er, seriously, putting my bike out of sight isn't possible. I DO have a security camera very visible inside the kitchen window pointing at it though.

Yeah but do you have a sign up asking them to remove their helmets ???

 

[reefer]

at least you will be able to identify the shade of stockings over there heads then %$fan :} or the colour of sticky tape over there number plates of the van
better to keep the camera hidden so there is less chance of them hiding there boats :beer:

blu..do you have to leave so many blank lines between words as it winds up poor ian so much %$fan

 

[Punchy]

w;;v No I can see you weren't born yesterday, 9/11/48 to be precise & I see you got some nice bikes as well (pays not to advertise).
I wasn't expecting anyone to say where they kept there keys etc, but it go's with out saying they should be well hidden, get a cheap baby monitor of here
http://baby.listings.ebay.co.uk/Safety_W0QQfromZR4QQsacategoryZ20436QQsocmdZListingItemList put one in garage and one next to where you sleep, ''that sort thing''.
Anyone got any D I Y ideas how to make an up and over door more secure ?.

Its amazing what information you can find out about someone with very little delving isnt it?

My bikes are secured with a ground anchor with the chain going through the Norton frame and locked to the Ace and then two more chains and locks to secure both bikes together, but the best security device (according to my insurance company) was the move to Anglesey. I also have two dogs who kick up holy shit when anyones around.

My garage had an up and over door with a crappy shoot bolt at the base. I drilled and fixed four more bolts inside the door that go through the frame into the concrete supports. I then reinforced the access door with angle iron and fitted good locks. I also park an alarmed car right up to the door as well.

I dont... park the bike at the front of the house.... leave the garage door open longer than necessary when getting the bike out....

I do..... wash the bike out of sight in the yard .... always lock everything.... hide the keys... shift tools that could aid a thief out of the garage.....ask friends to bring their bikes into the yard if they are staying for more than a couple of minutes.... watch for anyone following me when I get near home.

 

[RHINO]

Mine is in a garage at the end of the drive, its stood on a piece of 8' X4' 3mm steel (which was left over form my banger racing days) and there's a ground anchor welded to it. The steel means i can slide the bike about on the centre stand as space is limited. There is a Caravan close up to doors and 2 alarmed cars stagerred on the drive upto the caravan + 2 insomniac Labradors with big pointy teeth. As an addition there's me who never sleeps and have 2 X 12 bore shotguns incase they breach my other fortress.

 

[gypsy]

I dont... park the bike at the front of the house.... leave the garage door open longer than necessary when getting the bike out....

I do..... wash the bike out of sight in the yard


You got a BLUE one then have ya?

 

[ianrobbo1]

Mines secure,!! from all but helicopter pilots!!

 

[gypsy]

bit bloody uncomfy to ride as well Ian !!

 

[RHINO]

Mines secure,!! from all but helicopter pilots!!

Carefull IAN, word has it that Bert was hanging around yours with his CHOPPER out last night :dunno:

 

[Pugwash]

at least you will be able to identify the shade of stockings over there heads then %$fan :} or the colour of sticky tape over there number plates of the van
better to keep the camera hidden so there is less chance of them hiding there boats :beer:

It stops the local oiks from writing grafitti on the tank, pushing it over, stealing the red alloy dust caps, ramming it with a shopping trolley or setting the alrm off and running away. All on separate occasions of course.

 

[reefer]

red alloy dust caps,

yeah good point..some ferker keeps having mine all the time on the bike and car..got a pucker set for the merc..nipped indoors, had bath etc came out bastids had em allready
just hope it aint kids cos if catch em ill give em a good fucking battering dont care how old they are..old enough to do the crime ..old enough to be stabbed or shit kicked in my book

 

[Cyclops]

Carefull IAN, word has it that Bert was hanging around yours with his CHOPPER out last night :dunno:

Yeah but dont it have to be a certain length the be classed as a weapon