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slim63

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As a 32" waist & needing a belt most of the time most folk are fat to me :D having said that since I stopped training I'm developing a paunch so I may soon be buying 34" jeans :(
 

Pow-Lo

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As a 32" waist & needing a belt most of the time most folk are fat to me :D having said that since I stopped training I'm developing a paunch so I may soon be buying 34" jeans :(
Ha. Fatty! :p
 

Pow-Lo

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I find that having, and using, a gym membership stops my clothes shrinking. Well, it stops the waist band of my keks shrinking anyway.
 

Cougar377

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I find that having, and using, a gym membership stops my clothes shrinking. Well, it stops the waist band of my keks shrinking anyway.
Amazing the number of people who have gym membership but hardly ever use it. When my missus worked as a fitness instructor she said that most gyms couldn't survive without them.
 

ianrobbo1

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It's always made me chuckle when I delivered to those places I couldn't get near the entrance with my truck, as the "patrons" insisted on getting as close to the entrance as possible so they didn't have to walk so far !!! :confused::rolleyes:
 

Pow-Lo

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Amazing the number of people who have gym membership but hardly ever use it. When my missus worked as a fitness instructor she said that most gyms couldn't survive without them.
When I’m in the country, I use mine at least six days a week, sometimes seven. Usually find a load of people will take out membership in January as their New Year’s resolution and the vast majority have disappeared by mid-February. Going to the gym is not a fad, it’s a way of life. If people looked at it that way, they’d either save themselves a shed load of time and money or bolt ten years onto their life expectancy.

My local gym had a special offer running couple of months back, life membership for £450. I was chatting to the owner as I’d heard about this offer, and he said Mrs Poo and me could have it for £800 for the two of us and I took his arm off. Considering we both use the gym and that price was less than the cost of 18 months membership, it was daft not to.
 

Cougar377

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The two types of gym members that used to really get on my wick:

1) The twats who insisted on chucking big weights around accompanied by maximum volume, but always had chicken legs as they only did upper body workouts.

2) Groups of mums who hogged the cardio equipment but put most of their effort into jaw exercises.
 

slim63

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The two types of gym members that used to really get on my wick:

1) The twats who insisted on chucking big weights around accompanied by maximum volume, but always had chicken legs as they only did upper body workouts.

We had one of those twats decide to join our martial arts dojo after watching for a couple of weeks & thinking he had worked it out, while the rest of us warmed up with a few exercises & stretches he started grunting away smacking a heavy bag , I was surprised the sensei let him show such little respect until he asked me to show him a lesson :)

Leg swept him twice in close succession putting him on his arse both times then when he expected something similar I stuck my elbow in his ear none too gently, that causes a sudden change of attitude & a healthy respect for the dojo & the skinny fella :D
 
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