Interesting Benelli

[ogr1]

Seeing as the 502 was too heavy and
under powered, Benelli have made an 800.
Me quite likey. September 2022.

 

[Cougar377]

Great, apart from the top part of the front... which reminds me of Uncle Sam from the Muppet Show.
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[ogr1]

Philistine.

 

[slim63]

Seeing as the 502 was too heavy and
under powered, Benelli have made an 800.
Me quite likey. September 2022.

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I thought we had words about "stylish" seems you didnt take any notice of our resident style icon (me) No not that Me the other me as in myself and I ....... Feck! I have confused myself that much I like the err ........... umm .... ah...... Brembo calipers the rest is gopping to quote our resident grumpy nuts




And who the feck thought it would be a good idea to leave the wheels half in primer ?? twats

 

[ogr1]

I thought we had words about "stylish" seems you didnt take any notice of our resident style icon (me) No not that Me the other me as in myself and I ....... Feck! I have confused myself that much I like the err ........... umm .... ah...... Brembo calipers the rest is gopping to quote our resident grumpy nuts




And who the feck thought it would be a good idea to leave the wheels half in primer ?? twats

Give it a chance, it will grow on ya.

 

[slim63]

Give it a chance, it will grow on ya.

I sincerely hope not !

 

[Cougar377]

Give it a chance, it will grow on ya.

Remember the original Multistrada..? Great bike ruined by a face that even Stevie Wonder would hate.

Same problem.

 

[slim63]

Remember the original Multistrada..? Great bike ruined by a face that even Steve Wonder would hate.

Same problem.

Looked like Barry Manilow was trying to break out the front of a cheap chinky scooter and failing

I really hate all this pointy plastic styling rubbish, there is no reason for it apart from feeble minded people keep buying the things thinking they are keeping up with fashion when in reality they are on a par with manbun's, manbag's and saggy arsed trousers for those of us with any sense of self respect

The saddest thing is underneath all that crap hide some pretty decent bikes!

 

[Pow-Lo]

Looked like Barry Manilow was trying to break out the front of a cheap chinky scooter and failing

I really hate all this pointy plastic styling rubbish, there is no reason for it apart from feeble minded people keep buying the things thinking they are keeping up with fashion when in reality they are on a par with manbun's, manbag's and saggy arsed trousers for those of us with any sense of self respect

The saddest thing is underneath all that crap hide some pretty decent bikes!

You forgot socks and sliders.

 

[T.C]

Showing my age I know but even now when I see or think Benelli I think of the 750 and 900 6's of the 70's.

I think they even predated the CBX1000 and the Z1300 (but happy to be corrected)

One of the few bikes I have never ridden.

 

[ogr1]

John & mods.
Please consider changing the name
of this forum...
Summat like...
Ican'tacceptchangecausei'mawhinging
oldfooker&cannyridethatplasticshite.com
or just Des.com will do.

 

[Cougar377]

John & mods.
Please consider changing the name
of this forum...
Summat like...
Ican'tacceptchangecausei'mawhinging
oldfooker&cannyridethatplasticshite.com
or just Des.com will do.

You're banned.

 

[ogr1]

 

[ogr1]

What about these middle weights for 2022?

Aprilia Tuareg 660​

Husqvarna Norden 901​

MV Agusta Lucky Explorer 9.5 & Lucky Explorer 5.5

Ducati DesertX​

 

[slim63]

What about these middle weights for 2022?

Aprilia Tuareg 660​

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Husqvarna Norden 901​

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MV Agusta Lucky Explorer 9.5 & Lucky Explorer 5.5
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Ducati DesertX​

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In order of appearance

Better if you squint but liable to go pop if the electrics last that long
Cyclops fugly mudder flicker
Angry looking mudder flicker probably already broken
Surprised at being given a funny shaped engine

 

[ogr1]

In order of appearance

Better if you squint but liable to go pop if the electrics last that long
Cyclops fugly mudder flicker
Angry looking mudder flicker probably already broken
Surprised at being given a funny shaped engine

These are researched especially for you.
Notice the absence of pointy plastic beaks.
I canna win a do.

 

[Cougar377]

These are researched especially for you.
Notice the absence of pointy plastic beaks.
I canna win a do.

Like the MV....although the rear gunner's cannon will need to be scaled down.

 

[ogr1]

Like the MV....although the rear gunner's cannon will need to be scaled down.

I like the MV, looks a right grumpy fecker.
I wonder if MV's R&D have been trolling
on here?

 

[slim63]

These are researched especially for you.
Notice the absence of pointy plastic beaks.
I canna win a do.

Start at the mid 90's and work backwards from there mate
bmw gs the earlier the better
original xt600
XL600
DR600
TDM (stretching a point i know)
Transalp

proper trials or at least light enough for us old feckers to pick up (bmw dont count as the motor stops if going all the way down)

You get the idea

 

[ogr1]

My MZ has the XTZ600 engine.
I wanted an XL600 in my youth.