• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Bash Info .. UPDATED again !! top custom sprayers will be there

birdinflight

Registered User
Oh Well thats good..............

looks like I have won a set of Bridgestones then...............

:lol:

and before a certain person has a go...................I am talking about the lowest BHP!!!!!!!!
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Err BIF.. it has gotta be a Bird I am afraid mate !
Cruser.. I doubt they will be tooled up to work on the bikes at the Bash.. but they are without doubt the leading UK authority on setting up Dynojet and P C II and III's, Well worth getting it booked in at their place up near Norwich and spending the day with them.. I know it is a long ride for you, but hey, it aint that far and I can always supply a cup of muddy for you on the way !
 

Cruser

Registered User
Jaws,

Originally posted by Jaws
.. I know it is a long ride for you, but hey, it aint that far

Hey John, I've heard you used to be indecisive - now it seems you just can't make your mind up :lol:

We'll see what they say at the Bash and take it from there, cheers M8 :beer:

Cruser
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
what sort of rolling road is it, the up and down ones i can handle but the side to side roll would prob make me sick.
 
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fat bert

Guest
Foxy~~

It's a road that errrrr.............................rolls!!

Don't tell Cyclops that it moves from side to side or he'll be wanting to practise his cornering!!

Could be fun watching
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
what happens to all the leaves and tree etc????? do they roll as well???? do they just stand there???? if the road is rolling are you standing still??? Then again as the earth moves are we all standing still???

confused??
 
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fat bert

Guest
Blame~~

that stuff you're smoking Foxy!!

More Valium please!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
does smoke always spiral(SP) off the same way???? do your borrox still itch bert???? will the ducapi make the trip???


Why has my tachograph chart analyser got german all over it???

every road is a rolling road, otherwise it would not move with earth but just hover above it and get to see other counties as the earth spins around.
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
So

Does this mean that if you ride your bike in the same direction as the earth rotates but at a faster speed (that'd be damn fast),would ya bike feel heavier and if you rode ya machine the opposite way round to earths rotation but still faster than the earths rotational speed(still damn fast),will that cause the Blackbird to take off ?
can we theoretically cheat gravity ?



More importantly -what where Barn Owls called before there was barns ?
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
if you rode faster than the earth was spinning in the same rotation and your trye still gripped (which it would cause otherwise you would not be going faster than the earth) then you would speed the earth up and their would be floods and sickness and people would be stretched by the force.

then if you rode the same speed as the earth was spinning in the opposite rortation then you would stop the earth from spinning(then people would just fall off and floating to space and the seas would just fall there as well and we would all be sick) but if you faster then you would be riding the same way as the earth was rotating because your tyre is still gripping and therefore as you are faster and more powerful you have change the angle of the dangle , and then again there would be floods and sick everywhere.


so i would not do it if i was you.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
goes without saying!

also the pilot would of had to soaked his baccie in whisky, dried it out slowly and then smoked it with some dry banana skin for good measure.:-: :-: :lick:
 
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fat bert

Guest
Will you two~~~~

get ya coats and close the door on the way out????

ROFL
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
close the door??


that would not make a difference to the earths rotation bert yer daft sod.:f :m :f
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Ah , yes ,but .....

If bert was to slam a door at a speed faster than the earth rotates..
Would whatever was behind the door, vanish into oblivian or would that happen on the side that he was standing ?
 
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davet

Guest
vanish into oblivian or would that happen on the side that he was standing ?

All thing being equal i think you would have to smoking some seroius sh......t to even contemplate the other side of the door or even bert exisiting in this or any other time/place


:neenaw:
 
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