Bash Info .. UPDATED again !! top custom sprayers will be there

[Jaws]

Bash Info .. UPDATED !!

Hi all,
many of those who originally prebooked seem to have dropped of the edge of the world.
However, that is actually quite fortunate for others as it means lots of you who might have missed out now have tickets !

All in all I think we now have just under 40 places left to fill, but to be fair I am getting one or two bookings daily now, so I do not think they will be available for long !

And the REALLY big news is......................

A certain tyre company has put up TWO sets of tyres for prizes for the Bash !
its no secret that almost all the BIRD admin team prefer Bridgestone tyres and generally recomend them for use in the UK.. ( roads being different in other countries we cannot say what works well abroad I am afraid )

Well Nutter and myself was chating to the staff on the Bridgestone stand at the Ally Pally, and they kindly offered to supply us with a box of side stand pucs for the Bash ( the guys at Bridgestone know me and Nutter quite well nowadays as we often stop by their stands for a waffle )

I have recently had confirmation from the Motorcycle Manager
Bridgestone UK Ltd that not only will they be supplying the pucs, but would also like to give away two sets of tyres to members !

Soooo, after fraut discussions we have decided to give away a new set of tyres to:

The winner of the Bike of the Year competition ( a real one this time .. rules will be explained later )

The winner of the Ped racing at the Bash :}

There are other prizes including a couple of weird trophys to hand out for other things, but naturally the new tyres are the absolute scoop !

If you wish to attend the Bash ( full details can be found at www.superblackbird.co.uk/bash.htm ) then I recommend you contact me ( straightfour@aol.com ) asap.. So far ( from memory ) we have only about 20 or 30 tickets left !!!
I did have a meeting with the site owners about allowing increased numbers ( cos we are such a nice well behaved lot and they are getting back to me :f ) and they are gonna let me know..but if you wanna come I would urge you to book early !

 

[Jaws]

For information...
So far I have had one mail returned to me as unknown..
They are:

elliot.osprey@virgin.net


So best you email me your new addy so I can get a mail off to you !!

 

[Jaws]

Just realised... I think I should point out that Fat Boy Bert is doing as much of the work on this as me..... he is just doing it quietly in the background !
:beer:
If you have any new(ish) silly game ideas could you send them to FB as one of the many jobs he has got lumbered with is sorting out some of the entertainment !!!!

 

[fat bert]

BASH Daft Games~~??

Game No#1 - shoot the Southernpooftah

btw we have Kebabman in our side - he's shot for the National Olympic Team [that England not Turkish]

GAME ON!!!!!!!!!

 

[fat bert]

Seriously though~~

I'd be interested to know what people thought about having "sides" sorted out to compete as Teams?

In no particular order......

a] Midlands Massif
b] Souther Pooftahs
c] Eastern Carrot Crunchers
d] Northern Nancies [could include McScottish lads to even numbers]
e] Western and Wales Wannabe's [www!!!]

Anyone any ideas/variations of Daft Team Games
[excluding FB's variation of Tug o War - Stretch the Scrotum

Feel free to post them on this thread?

Canna wait

 

[birdinflight]

I have a really good game.........

its sort of a spin off from 'pin the tail on the donkey' except its called.................
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stick the kebab up FBs bum!!!!!!!!

:} :neenaw:

 

[Electrick]

Birdinflight

Where could we get a kebab THAT big? :dunno:

Mind you, it could be one of the first entries into The Bird Book Of Records along with The Longest Time A Person Has Been Smiling With A Kebab Shoved Up The Arse (holder Fat Bert) :m

 

[birdinflight]

Re: Birdinflight

Originally posted by Electrick
Where could we get a kebab THAT big? :dunno:

I think that Petrosc would be happy to oblige and supply a large enough skewer with a mountain of Kebab meat!!!



:}

 

[D.S.]

Great idea Bert, how 'bout a game of British bulldogs?

MUDland mincers V Southern Scatchers (now that would be amusing :} :f :f )

 

[Samster]

Howsabout -

Bottle Walking? A laugh when your pissed:

Consume the contents of 2 wine bottles and your ready!

Make a line across the ground with plenty of space in front. A bit of string or a broom handle will do.

The aim is to place a single bottle as far in front of the line as possible. Players take it in turns, keeping their feet behind the line, walking forward on their hands using the bottles. Nothing may touch the floor in front of the line except the bottles. One bottle must be deposited as far out as possible and the player must shuffle back on the remaining bottle without collapsing.

Very tricky, always much harder to come back than go out.....

 

[Samster]

Or the old Classic:

Dizzy Biker - (to be played in full leathers and lid for safety reasons)

Best played outdoors - this is like what the tart off of Big Brother played when she was pissed:

Get 2 broomsticks......................

It's a relay race. Divide players into two teams. Stand the 2 starting players near to each other with a broom each.

Each player takes in turn to do the following:

- hold the broom stick upright, and place your forehead on the top (so you're looking at the floor)
- run your legs around the stick in a circle, whilst keeping your forehead on the stick
- every one on your team counts your circles up to 15
- then run to the end of the room or somewhere a short distance away and back to the stick.
- the next player starts as soon as you make it back.

First team to finish wins.

You get VERY dizzy and if drunk then it's virtually impossible to actually complete without falling over.

 

[Jaws]

You get VERY dizzy and if drunk then it's virtually impossible to actually complete without falling over.

Even sober I have never managed to do it without a bit of projectile vomiting half way thru !!

 

[Inspector]

Bottle walking

Not recommended Samster, I once witnessed a pub competition where one of the bottles necks snapped with a big F&*k?$ stretched out trying to win, nearly severed his wrist and the gush of blood hit the ceiling. He lost a lot of blood before the ambulance arrived and was totally pissed off cos he did'nt win !
Could try a similar thing with wooden skittles or summat ??

 

[Samster]

Hmmmm - yeah good point 'spector..............health and safety and all that.....................fook, imagine the bottle going with all your weight on it....................yoweeeeeeeeee!

Mind you - the original Coca-cola bottle is one of the strongest glass structures ever created..........can't remember where I heard that..................I seem to recall that you can support a car on four of them under the axles................

 

[birdinflight]

how about...................

DOMINOES



around the bike park area!!!!!!!!!!

:h

 

[Jaws]

What, you mean line up all the non bird bikes, and push the first one over BIF ??
Best make sure yours is the first in line as will suffer the least damage ! R#? :}

 

[D.S.]

How about Musical Chairs ???

R#?

 

[Stealthbomber]

BASH YIR HEID

Daft Paty Games (1)

The Ancient Art of Bar Diving.

This particular activity requires the participation of at least eleven people. The game should proceed as follows.

1. Two teams of five robust individuals stand shoulder to shoulder, facing each other, with arms outstretched forward and securely locked together about chest height.
2. They should assemble adjacent to the bar or similar construction.
3. The eleventh member ,eejit, fool or very brave person then stands on top of the bar, eyes closed, arms by their side facing the ten catchers.
4. The diver should then fall forward while remaining rigid, (usually from fear) and be caught ..... yes you have guessed it, by the catchers. This is also known as the leap of faith. Sounds too easy don't it?
5.On each consecutive dive the catchers move closer to the floor, making the height to fall gradually increase until the view from the victims........oop's I mean heroes perspective is akin to an Acapulco Cliff Divers.
6.This insanity should continue until the catchers can go no lower, the brave soul flattens their nose or smashes their face in on the floor....... not a pretty sight, I know I have seen it first hand.
7. The diver should be nominated by their team, if no one volunteers, (ha, ha).
8. Finally the winner is decided by the individual completing the least number of dives to get closest to the floor, uninjured and in the shortest time.

The winner should be given copious amounts of alcohol and free medical care, if required. A nice souvenir photograph is usually much treasured as well.

DISCLAIMER : The athour of this document accepts no responsibility for anything, ever , including himself.

THE McNORTHERN NANCIES ARE COMING........

keep it smooth
:f :shooter: :beer:

 

[Cyclops]

For fooks sake

dont let Fat Bert be the one to jump:B :B

It would need 10 very brave ( SUPID ) people to catch him:m

 

[fat bert]

Yeah~~!!

and knowing you lot - it would be like the parting of the Red Sea and I'd end up damaging my "recent surgery"

BORROX to that :f :f :f