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Cougar377

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As we all know, your taste in motorcycles is much like Stevie Wonders taste in wallpaper. Questionable at best....

So I took it upon myself to save you from yourself and to bring an end to this senseless online bullying of one who is so obviously in need of help.
I therefore trawled the interweb incessantly for something that could replace your lego/meccano scooter thingy.
Something stylish, obviously....something with that certain je ne sais quoi.

It took some time and effort, I can tell you. Endless nights and days, chained to my desk, while continuously fortified with strong coffee.
Many were the choices, but all were discounted until..... one day....I chanced upon the one...the only......the bike of your dreams.

I can say, with hand on heart, that this bike is most definitely you. It speaks of manliness, of style.....and of the kind of panache that we have all come to appreciate in you.
Most of all, it speaks of the ideal bike to go with THAT jacket.

And so, without further fanfare.....


Here it is.....


The bike of your dreams.....


And it's a Honda.....


[GET ON WITH IT]


OK, OK. Feast yer peepers on this.....
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slim63

Never surrender
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its a zoom bloody brilliant things, I have wanted one for ages but not if i have to wear THAT jacket to ride it
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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As we all know, your taste in motorcycles is much like Stevie Wonders taste in wallpaper. Questionable at best....

So I took it upon myself to save you from yourself and to bring an end to this senseless online bullying of one who is so obviously in need of help.
I therefore trawled the interweb incessantly for something that could replace your lego/meccano scooter thingy.
Something stylish, obviously....something with that certain je ne sais quoi.

It took some time and effort, I can tell you. Endless nights and days, chained to my desk, while continuously fortified with strong coffee.
Many were the choices, but all were discounted until..... one day....I chanced upon the one...the only......the bike of your dreams.

I can say, with hand on heart, that this bike is most definitely you. It speaks of manliness, of style.....and of the kind of panache that we have all come to appreciate in you.
Most of all, it speaks of the ideal bike to go with THAT jacket.

And so, without further fanfare.....


Here it is.....


The bike of your dreams.....


And it's a Honda.....


[GET ON WITH IT]


OK, OK. Feast yer peepers on this.....
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Sign me up....I'm in feckin love.:beautiful:
P.S...You 2hat.
 

slim63

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I actually like it. I really like it! Put a set of knobblies on it and it’d be a hoot in the snow.
There is one around here slightly messed around with that has chunky tyres on & is nato green it really is brilliant

Dont know if the motor is standard or even what cc they are but I have seen it sitting at 60 on the A5 a couple of times
 

Pow-Lo

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There is one around here slightly messed around with that has chunky tyres on & is nato green it really is brilliant

Dont know if the motor is standard or even what cc they are but I have seen it sitting at 60 on the A5 a couple of times
The more I think about it, the more surprised I am that you haven't got one and dropped a GSX-R 750 motor in it. Or something (y)

I've just seen one in my head with a 750 motor and traumatised myself. Can you imagine!
 

slim63

Never surrender
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The more I think about it, the more surprised I am that you haven't got one and dropped a GSX-R 750 motor in it. Or something (y)

I've just seen one in my head with a 750 motor and traumatised myself. Can you imagine!
I was thinking CR250 / CR500 (y)o_O:)
 
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