As we all know, your taste in motorcycles is much like Stevie Wonders taste in wallpaper. Questionable at best....
So I took it upon myself to save you from yourself and to bring an end to this senseless online bullying of one who is so obviously in need of help.
I therefore trawled the interweb incessantly for something that could replace your lego/meccano scooter thingy.
Something stylish, obviously....something with that certain je ne sais quoi.
It took some time and effort, I can tell you. Endless nights and days, chained to my desk, while continuously fortified with strong coffee.
Many were the choices, but all were discounted until..... one day....I chanced upon the one...the only......the bike of your dreams.
I can say, with hand on heart, that this bike is most definitely you. It speaks of manliness, of style.....and of the kind of panache that we have all come to appreciate in you.
Most of all, it speaks of the ideal bike to go with THAT jacket.
And so, without further fanfare.....
Here it is.....
The bike of your dreams.....
And it's a Honda.....
[GET ON WITH IT]
OK, OK. Feast yer peepers on this.....
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So I took it upon myself to save you from yourself and to bring an end to this senseless online bullying of one who is so obviously in need of help.
I therefore trawled the interweb incessantly for something that could replace your lego/meccano scooter thingy.
Something stylish, obviously....something with that certain je ne sais quoi.
It took some time and effort, I can tell you. Endless nights and days, chained to my desk, while continuously fortified with strong coffee.
Many were the choices, but all were discounted until..... one day....I chanced upon the one...the only......the bike of your dreams.
I can say, with hand on heart, that this bike is most definitely you. It speaks of manliness, of style.....and of the kind of panache that we have all come to appreciate in you.
Most of all, it speaks of the ideal bike to go with THAT jacket.
And so, without further fanfare.....
Here it is.....
The bike of your dreams.....
And it's a Honda.....
[GET ON WITH IT]
OK, OK. Feast yer peepers on this.....
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