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At what age

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Should your kids find out that Santa doesn't exist?
A friend of mine has just told his son, and the lad is now inconsolable, stating that he doesn't believe anything his parents have ever told him, and asking why they made him believe that Santa existed, and then tell him it is all made up, it is heartbreaking to watch.









































































But I do think they were wrong to tell him on his 30th Birthday. :p
 
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SMUDGER44

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DON'T TELL LUMPY

He will get out of his pram, and slag of all that don't log in :t
 
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R2B2

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Don't lie to 'em in the first place and avoid all the disappointment later. Simple.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
R2B2 said:
Don't lie to 'em in the first place and avoid all the disappointment later. Simple.
fookin kin ell!!! and how many happy little kids are going to top themselves when they realise this is "IT"!!!! :eek:
how many kids have you Rob?? :rolleyes:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Don't be so silly, Derek, you'll be trying to tell us next that Stingray's not real!:t
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
That Steve Zodiac:-: , almost on a par with Troy Tempest and Scott Tracey!:yo:
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
ianrobbo1 said:
course you do !! :dunno: you were in it!! :rolleyes: Robbie!!

And I thought no-one knew my secret....... but I always got 'em out of trouble!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
R2B2 said:
Don't lie to 'em in the first place and avoid all the disappointment later. Simple.


and take away the childhood magic of xmas, nah mate you is wrong imo, ever seen their faces on xmas after santa has been????? they are never that happy again until next xmas. birthdays dont come close.

miracle on 34th street comes to mind here.
 
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Rods

Guest
the solution is simple... don't have kidsman8um :neenaw: %$fan
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Well if Santa wasn't dead before, he is now.
 

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Coggy

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Five phases of life:-

Believing in Father Christmas
Not believing in Father Christmas
Being Father Christmas
Looking like Father Christmas
Behaving like Father Christmas
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bitontheside

Guest
Wolfie said:
and take away the childhood magic of xmas, nah mate you is wrong imo, ever seen their faces on xmas after santa has been????? they are never that happy again until next xmas. birthdays dont come close.

miracle on 34th street comes to mind here.

Agree with you Wolfie :bow:
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
derek kelly said:
and the lad is now inconsolable, it is heartbreaking to watch.

You want inconsolable & heartbreaking?
Try pulling the wings off a daddy long legs, putting them under you childs pillow when their tooth falls out.....and in the morning when they find the wings instead of money, tell them they squashed the tooth fairy to death during the night.
:-: :-:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
PsychoBikerBen said:
You want inconsolable & heartbreaking?
Try pulling the wings off a daddy long legs, putting them under you childs pillow when their tooth falls out.....and in the morning when they find the wings instead of money, tell them they squashed the tooth fairy to death during the night.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :yo: :yo:
 
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R2B2

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derek kelly said:
Well if Santa wasn't dead before, he is now.
And here's the proof......
 

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