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"Apologies" Thread.

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
I'm not sorry.

But in my defense, I am a Goddess

And I do have sweeties..........
 
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morphgarth

Guest
I'm following the lead set by our fabulous PM, the RH Gordon Brown MP.

Whilst I acknowledge my involvement in some regrettable issues and accpet my responsibility for that I cannot and will not apologise!:bang:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
I apologise to any of the "decent" old school members that I may have inadvertently offended
 

Murt

Letch
It's not the fact that I am or should be sorry.
It's the fact that anyone can prove that anything took place that I should, or should not be sorry about.

So it's not sorry, It's more of a re assessment of the perception of any reason to be sorry.

Murt.


And... If I did drop a death stench in the club house at the last bash, and look accusingly at someone who was 'happy' on cake, if anyone could prove it..... I would then be sorry.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Bollox

and there was me thinking it was the smell of cabbage Murt!

Feel free to be suitably well qualified to use the logo at will
 

Murt

Letch
I thank you... That was going to be my next line.... Blame the cabbage!

Murt.
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Not a shot at all just a frank apology

Now we know your lying.

Your fingers are moving on the keyboard:wank:

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Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
I'm not sorry.

But in my defense, I am a Goddess

And I do have sweeties..........
A mere mortal, am I. :violin:

Just a man. fl4g71

?Sorry to ask, Goddess, but?h1d1ng2

?Can I suck on a sweetie? :-0)

(Preferably the left one, ?cos I tend to sleep on mi right side, ya see?p0pc0rn41)
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
David, Derek, Martin: you girls should be nice to each other.

Murt of the Death Stench: put your hands up and move away from the mushy peas, sirrr! fl4g71
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
By the way...

...Here?s another reason why I?d prefer to suck on the left sweetie! :lick:

And, "No? I?m NOT sorry, Robbo!!!" :-0)


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Quiney

Registered User
Eric, you've not apologised for the mis-used of the landlord boots at Thetford :lol::lol:
 
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JavaMan70

Guest
Hi Gordon Brown here, I'd just like to say sorry %$fan



























Aye, right you are peasants!
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Eric, you've not apologised for the mis-used of the landlord boots at Thetford :lol::lol:
Mr Q: the use of the landlord?s boots was entirely appropriate and I make no apology on that point.

(Sorry, though, that they were the only things I was wearing when I finally found my way back into the hotel, and also for my very tiny willy ? brought about by an extremely cold Norfolk wind!)

Never mind, John; courtesy of Bert-issy (The Cancellor and the Ex-CLIC chequer), here?s a picky of me with me clothes on, enjoying a beer with a few friends?

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derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
No, normally before a Bash there's lots of back peddaling as folks mend bridges for things posted before.

Are there any broken bridges? the world is full of opinions some wrong some right, people sling insults at each other & call each other tossers, doesn't mean they are right, hell it certainly beats having piss pots thrown at you
 
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