Anyone want to gang up on Lumpy?

[marcella]

You sold ya bike chap...?, or are you gonna bimble to the Bash....

nah bikes still here clive! and the music/pub biz is def gonna put a stop to visiting, you can have a bottle of mccallens on me though mate:yo:

 

[marcella]

Pint would be grand fella I will buy you a pimms in return

Bullied, if only, might have stopped me being a cocky bugga

yeah! thats the kinda chill i respect:yo: www.thecavanbar.co.uk when your free and im at the bar we'll get a swallow:bow:

 

[silverfox.xx]

nah bikes still here clive! and the music/pub biz is def gonna put a stop to visiting, you can have a bottle of mccallens on me though mate:yo:

Appreciate that the Biz comes first... as to the bottle, if you insist..:bow: :bow:

Honustly wiffy it wus Marcelllla who got mi in thus statte. Yeah like she'll believe that...

 

[marcella]

Appreciate that the Biz comes first... as to the bottle, if you insist..:bow: :bow:

Honustly wiffy it wus Marcelllla who got mi in thus statte. Yeah like she'll believe that...

bring her down for an hour clive, she'll never doubt you again bud:yo:

 

[sqwifeve]

Can we make the grade ?

Nice front-loader, has the drum been serviced?

Regularly of course. With the right tools for the job :lick:

Oh, now it looks like Dufus has come in. I knew one would be along soon. Glad to see that you're not putting up the fl4g71 yet then :}

But Dufus, you can't expect all these folk with history to just lie down and be nice to you ( or me, or anyone else for that matter ) until you've shown what you're made of and given some good sport. And I don't think anyone's got to tolerate anyone here have they? You can say what you like, and they can too, or you can ignore people or they can too. But it's nothing like John Prescott IMHO as that is a) real life and b) they are policitians who are supposedly accountable.

Lumpy's a :tosser: who loves to wind people up and is a past master at it but he never hit anyone ( well not on here, as it's virtual ). So unless we wanna play him at his own game ( which might be fun, and if not, what the hell, who gives a shit anyway), we're gonna look like big cry babies :cry:

So on with the battles, even if you don't win the war

And considering Lumpy's possibly a pal of some of them( some of the time anyway), they've been okay to us newbies I figure. Well, that's enough of me being nice about him, where is he anyway? He's supposed to be on here all the time, isn't he? bl4hbl4h

 

[sqwifeve]

Now heres the irony

When I do what Lumpy does you berate me, but when lumpy does exatly the same thing it's ok.

I think I have just shown you how when someone you don't know says stuff you don't agree with just how much it gets on your tits and your need to dig at me was only what I was doing to lumpy.

I need to chill?

Some need to have a more balanced and none judgemental view and realise your comfortable with a very one sided point of view.

I think I've thrown my last line for the night as I now seem to be more offensive than lumpy... still it's ok ..I'm new

Are you a Cancerian Dufus, as you seem very sensitive :dunno:

and Marcella, can I have a drink please sp1ttt3 , 'cos I'm a sensitive Cancerian too :} . But no pole dancing, I haven't had enough practise w4lc0m3

 

[marcella]

Are you a Cancerian Dufus, as you seem very sensitive :dunno:

and Marcella, can I have a drink please sp1ttt3 , 'cos I'm a sensitive Cancerian too :} . But no pole dancing, I haven't had enough practise w4lc0m3

i can assure you lad, that can be arranged!, 6 hours practice and 6 pints of guinness, even your mother will get the horn:yo:

 

[sqwifeve]

i can assure you lad, that can be arranged!, 6 hours practice and 6 pints of guinness, even your mother will get the horn:yo:

I'm a bit too buxom to be a lad and if I drank 6 pints of guinness 3ck04 I'd be under the table or anybody's, never mind pole dancing ! w4lc0m3

 

[dufus]

Just imagine yer, everything I have said was a wind up, but everyone thought it was real, that would mean I have done the winding up better than Lumpy..wwooohooooo I win.

I did what I set out to do, which was show anyone can wind people up and clearly by the replies I seem to have been quite sucessfull.

Do I like Lumpy? god knows never met him

Did I have some fun using his name ? O yes8ree!

This wind up thing in text is great isn't it I must do it some more, move over lumpy d04l1ng

Now thats done lets move onto less important things.. this 6mm spacer yer ...

 

[Wolfie]

i hate the bastid that is lumpy.

cocky fecker full of shit.

shaun are yer making the 20th?? or do you not know yet.

 

[Artemis]

Lumpy is well known for disagreeing with everything out of sheer principle. He even disagrees with himself!

No I don't :rant:

Oh yes you do

 

[dufus]

He's behind youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sorry, got panto confused with real life

 

[Artemis]

He's behind youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sorry, got panto confused with real life

No, silly, she's behind Steamy!

 

[dufus]

Strap on art ?

 

[Artemis]

Strap on art ?

You'll have to ask Steamy

 

[derek kelly]

I'm a bit too buxom to be a lad

So is Robbo

 

[sqwifeve]

What's the best sign for backpedalling whingers?

Apparently Aires ............................."Rules and regulations make Aries want to explode, so there'll be plenty of temper tantrums, stomping of fiery feet
and disgruntled whinging".

And,...........................................wait for it,

Virgo's ......................................"The majority of Virgos are completely passive, but their biggest negative trait is whinging. They are the biggest moaners in the zodiac and there is nothing they enjoy more!"

Now are there any of these on here, I wonder


Originally Posted by sqwifeve

"I'm a bit too buxom to be a lad"

Damn, missed that.

And who are blind ???


http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/3312/2666366910048049460S425x425Q85.jpg

 

[derek kelly]

Can't be right my brother's an Aries & he's too pissed to whinge about anything

 

[Wolfie]

Apparently Aires ............................."Rules and regulations make Aries want to explode, so there'll be plenty of temper tantrums, stomping of fiery feet
and disgruntled whinging".

And,...........................................wait for it,

Virgo's ......................................"The majority of Virgos are completely passive, but their biggest negative trait is whinging. They are the biggest moaners in the zodiac and there is nothing they enjoy more!"

Now are there any of these on here, I wonder


Originally Posted by sqwifeve

"I'm a bit too buxom to be a lad"



http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/3312/2666366910048049460S425x425Q85.jpg

nice shoes

 

[dufus]

Sagittarius... eve for your info, Is buxom another way of saying you got huge wakkas?


Artemis ..Bints I have always used not just for the forum.
My understanding of bints is

Beautiful
Intelligent
Natural
Tenaciuos
Special

Hush now dorothy your showing your Jimmy choo heels again
You a wanker? noooooooo I think your special x