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Anyone want to gang up on Lumpy?

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gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Wolfie said:
hmmm lumpy.

grey pony tailed (last time i saw him anyways) slipper wearing 10 chinned cankles bad taste in music, rides a girls bike with penis extension cans, clear lens, and a i've got piles seat, far too clean, keeps small fury rodents and a lenght of drain pipe, sometimes wears a dress, likes to be a ref at football, and likes to wrestle with other men, strong gay links there. likes french people, hates gingers, kafas, tl riders and ants. cant ride as he falls off alot, wants fuk gloves, noisey, picks on the small and defenseless, rides people over, types borrox and talks it as well, carries a map of aussieland everywhere he goes, twat.
That's one bitter ex you have there Lumpy :eek:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Sqwifeve, honey, newsflash...............

No point ganging up on Lumpy because it's almost impossible to get him to take offence, many have tried, even Blert thinks he's tried, but I don't think anyone has yet succeeded.

Someone will correct me if I'm wrong here, no doubt.

The best thing you can do is describe him as being a nice person, that's when he comes closest to losing his cool.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
Sqwifeve, honey, newsflash...............

No point ganging up on Lumpy because it's almost impossible to get him to take offence, many have tried, even Blert thinks he's tried, but I don't think anyone has yet succeeded.

Someone will correct me if I'm wrong here, no doubt.

The best thing you can do is describe him as being a nice person, that's when he comes closest to losing his cool.


heeheehee - soooo true!!!!!!!! :}:}:}:}:}:}:}
 
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sqwifeve

Guest
Artemis said:
Sqwifeve, honey, newsflash...............

No point ganging up on Lumpy because it's almost impossible to get him to take offence, many have tried, even Blert thinks he's tried, but I don't think anyone has yet succeeded.

Someone will correct me if I'm wrong here, no doubt.

The best thing you can do is describe him as being a nice person, that's when he comes closest to losing his cool.

Oh so that's why he's being so abusive, I'll try a new tact and see how I get on. I don't know if I can be pleasant to him though. It's gonna stick in my throat but I'll give it a go.
 
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dufus

Guest
Biggest threat to lumpy, is being put on ignore , imagine having no one to talk to other than himself.

Even napoleon couldn't manage that
 
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big harv

Guest
sqwifeve said:
I don't think so, unless it was very many years ago. But I have got the right t-shirt :}
Nice front-loader, has the drum been serviced?
 
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dufus

Guest
Newbies? o dear, it's like the old fart saying " I been driving for 60 years so I know better" instead of " I been driving sh*t for 60 years"

Once you get out of the " we been here ages so everyone else doesn't count you may actually get some fresh blood instead of the same o, same o or people signing in, realising it's a clique then f*cking off
a small club of a big brand is still...only a small club
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
dufus said:
Newbies? o dear, it's like the old fart saying " I been driving for 60 years so I know better" instead of " I been driving sh*t for 60 years"

Once you get out of the " we been here ages so everyone else doesn't count you may actually get some fresh blood instead of the same o, same o or people signing in, realising it's a clique then f*cking off
a small club of a big brand is still...only a small club



Newbies is allus welcome, fresh meat for the piss take :p
is it a clique?
is it a small club?
is it a bird?
is it a plane?
 
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D.S.

Guest
dufus said:
Once you get out of the " we been here ages so everyone else doesn't count you may actually get some fresh blood instead of the same old sumo people signing in, realising it's a clique then f*cking off
a small club of a big brand is still...only a small club

You need:

www.visordown.com
Currently Active Users: 497 (254 members and 243 guests)


And leave the same old sumo people to sign in.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
derek kelly said:
Newbies is allus welcome, fresh meat for the piss take :p
is it a clique?
is it a small club?
is it a bird?
is it a plane?

mm its the nicest and friendliest cliquesmallclubbirdplane thingy i've ever been part of :k :yo:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
You need:

www.visordown.com
Currently Active Users: 497 (254 members and 243 guests)


And leave the same old sumo people to sign in.
ah - visordown - forum of dummy spitting, toy throwing and pram pushing over!!!!!!!! :}:}:}:}
 
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D.S.

Guest
Smix said:
ah - visordown - forum of dummy spitting, toy throwing and pram pushing over!!!!!!!! :}:}:}:}

hence my suggestion! :}
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
hence my suggestion! :}
oh yes - oops - blame the cherry stuff!!! I don't think I'm always that slow!!! :}:} lol - sorry - giggling like a nutter now I get the suggestion proper!!! :}:}:} like it!!:k
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
dufus said:
Newbies? o dear, it's like the old fart saying " I been driving for 60 years so I know better" instead of " I been driving sh*t for 60 years"

Once you get out of the " we been here ages so everyone else doesn't count you may actually get some fresh blood instead of the same o, same o or people signing in, realising it's a clique then f*cking off
a small club of a big brand is still...only a small club
Chill dufus. Did you see Smix and me getting all hot under the collar when you waltzed onto the forum calling us bints?

No

This forum is a big family that excels in taking the piss and extending the hand of friendship, and help when it's needed.

Those who have been around here for some time realise that and enjoy it, so they stay. Some have voted with their feet, as is their right. If you don't enjoy it, no-one is forcing you to stay, but we all hope that you will come around because you can be entertaining.

Either you like this forum, or you don't.

Time to choose..........................
 

bunny

Registered User
Smix said:
oh yes - oops - blame the cherry stuff!!! I don't think I'm always that slow!!! :}lol - sorry - giggling like a nutter now I get the suggestion proper!!! :} like it!!:k
Are you feeling all unnecessary Sammy......I think you are naughty really,you were only kidding me weren't you...:} :k
 
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