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In the News Always had my suspicions about him..

T.C

Been there, and had one
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The bottom line is in reality "Who gives a shit?"

So long as his exploits/behaviour/thoughts/reasons are not rammed down my throat, what he does in private really is a case of "Don't confuse me with someone who gives a toss!"

It seems another luvvy saying I am famous so what I have to say is important....

Yeah right :mad:
 

ogr1

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A great example of the celebrity fixated world we now live in.

Is this really news??

For the record, he was surprisingly very, very good in the lead role as Joseph in The Technicolour Dreamcoat when I was dragged along kicking and screaming to see it at The Palladium many years ago.

So...You blame the coat for his turning? Makes sense really.
Reminder to self...Don't buy a multicoloured coat.
 

Cougar377

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So now the twat claims that he knew he was gay when he got married. :facepalm:

Who dicked yer wife to produce two daughters then...? :icon_popcorn:
 

Malone

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Don’t they use body doubles for sex scenes in the TV and Film industry?
 

andyBeaker

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Seems to me a few on here are fixated by the subject.

Just saying.....
 

derek kelly

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Apparently he has been shagging the arse of a studio runner for the past five years, he has just broken up with him & decided to spill the beans before the kid (now 23) outs him, his wife is keeping it friendly as he’s promised her a large settlement.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Apparently he has been shagging the arse of a studio runner for the past five years, he has just broken up with him & decided to spill the beans before the kid (now 23) outs him, his wife is keeping it friendly as he’s promised her a large settlement.
This is most likely the real reason he’s come out of the closet. Cough up and get paid a fortune by the tat mags or sit back while your arse pirate squeeze tells all and makes a fortune. Oh, and your wife takes you to the f’ing cleaners for being the deceitful, two-faced, doughnut-punching, cock jockey that you are. Fuck off, you slimy little toss bag.
 

Pow-Lo

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We need an undecided rating for posts as well as the usual ‘thanks’, ‘great stuff’, ‘love it’, etc. Sometimes I think she looks stunning and other times an old bin ripper. I really can’t make my mind up on ol’ Willobooby. Her personality does seem a bit twee and she’d probably get quite annoying after a few weeks.
 

Pow-Lo

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Apparently he has been shagging the arse of a studio runner for the past five years, he has just broken up with him & decided to spill the beans before the kid (now 23) outs him, his wife is keeping it friendly as he’s promised her a large settlement.
I also heard from an extremely reliable source yesterday that David Walliams had made advances on him and Schofield knocked him back. Not surprised, I can’t imagine any self-respecting poof taking Walliams up the Gary.

Oh, as it was asked above, my money’s on Walliams being the next celebrity to come out even though everyone knows he’s as bent as a bottle of crisps anyway.
 

JayTee

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I also heard from an extremely reliable source yesterday that David Walliams had made advances on him and Schofield knocked him back. Not surprised, I can’t imagine any self-respecting poof taking Walliams up the Gary.

Oh, as it was asked above, my money’s on Walliams being the next celebrity to come out even though everyone knows he’s as bent as a bottle of crisps anyway.

So! There was more than one gay in the village then.
I always thought he played the Laydeeee a little too enthusiastically for my taste.:gey:.
 

slim63

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Her personality does seem a bit twee and she’d probably get quite annoying after a few weeks.

Personality ? ? ? cant say i'd noticed :D

And what's this weeks business i'd be dead in week & happily so :D
 
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