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Can't see any faces in this one?
I dont get the joke either ???????????
Hang on!
Third house from the left, 2nd window, 1st floor...
I'm sure i saw a curtain twitcher?
Oh feck!!!!
"What's the problem?" The doctor asked.
I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or drunk. For instance, if I eat sugar puffs it smells of sugar puffs, or if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup.“
”What can I do to make my piss smell like piss doctor?"
"Have you tried drinking Carling?"
I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or drunk. For instance, if I eat sugar puffs it smells of sugar puffs, or if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup.“
”What can I do to make my piss smell like piss doctor?"
"Have you tried drinking Carling?"
Thats where Peter Parker used to work!
Mate of mine runs a snail farm near Attleborough