Dumb ass.That's either one big dumb ass or rock hard.
Dumb ass.That's either one big dumb ass or rock hard.
I had the camera up me stench trench in Singapore but I was out cold, which is far more civilised. I wasn't anaesthetised but was 'put to sleep'. I was given powder to mix with water about six hours before the procedure and again five hours before. My arse went from a sixpence to a dustbin lid and I was on the cackpot so long that my legs and feet kept going numb. After one bout of the world falling-out me arse, I tried standing after a forty minute stint on the bog and promptly fell flat on my face. I then couldn't get back upright for the next imminent episode of bowel evacuation. I had to drag myself into the bath and let rip in there instead; it was either that or all over the bathroom floor. Fortunately for me, the shower was over the bath! Very lucky that the bum effluent was all water by that stage.
Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum action and Pow-Lo is clearly not.Pussy...I has gas & air, but only very very very minor amounts.
Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum action and Pow-Lo is clearly not.
No one does. Well, no one straight anyway. You could try your local Blue Oyster bar, slack arseYou just wanna buy my Blackbird jacket...don't ya.
Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum action and Pow-Lo is clearly not.
Well, I have thrown up big time twice today, and had the trots so many times I have lost count.I had the camera up me stench trench in Singapore but I was out cold, which is far more civilised. I wasn't anaesthetised but was 'put to sleep'. I was given powder to mix with water about six hours before the procedure and again five hours before. My arse went from a sixpence to a dustbin lid and I was on the cackpot so long that my legs and feet kept going numb. After one bout of the world falling-out me arse, I tried standing after a forty minute stint on the bog and promptly fell flat on my face. I then couldn't get back upright for the next imminent episode of bowel evacuation. I had to drag myself into the bath and let rip in there instead; it was either that or all over the bathroom floor. Fortunately for me, the shower was over the bath! Very lucky that the bum effluent was all water by that stage.
That was temporary cos of that ghastly laxative! You, however, are obviously a different story..but, 'plough lower' did state that he was the one with the 'bin lid' wide arris hole.
Sorry to hear. Retching against an empty stomach is horrific but squeezing against an empty bowel is the lesser of the two evils. By a country mile!Well, I have thrown up big time twice today, and had the trots so many times I have lost count.
Neither any fun when there really is noting left to, er, evacuate.
Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.Sorry to hear. Retching against an empty stomach is horrific but squeezing against an empty bowel is the lesser of the two evils. By a country mile!
Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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Thank you for your kind words.Sorry Andrew, there isn’t an emoji to cover this.
Spat me tea out all down me front laughing
Commiserations old son.
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Sorry Andrew, there isn’t an emoji to cover this.
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Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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That was temporary cos of that ghastly laxative! You, however, are obviously a different story
I shouldn’t laugh..........Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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I was 'ard, drove myself home after vasectomy. Caused internal bleeding to start. It only stopped when pressures were equalised and my ball bag was the size of a small football. Back at hospital they suggested cutting to blood out but opted for the biggest truss they had and I had a painful few weeks.That's either one big dumb ass or rock hard.
I was 'ard, drove myself home after vasectomy. Caused internal bleeding to start. It only stopped when pressures were equalised and my ball bag was the size of a small football. Back at hospital they suggested cutting to blood out but opted for the biggest truss they had and I had a painful few weeks.