Managed to reach 57 without any bodily intrusions via the NHS, until today.
The procedure was a tad uncomfortable, but was necessary and tolerable to a point.
The team removed 5 bowel polyps the largest being 8mm. I was in control of the entonox 'Gas and air'.
Needed sometimes, especially when the endoscope went around the bends. I felt slightly pissed.
The evening before i had to drink 2 litres of the most vile liquid known to man..'Moviprep' which i can
only describe as cold lemsip mixed in with wallpaper paste. although i didn't get any feckin popcorn.
This emptied my bowels over a period of 6/7 hours and it even stained the feckin crap pan...Oh joy!
Anyhow..It's a waiting game now, approx 6 weeks to determine what kind of polyp it was...i.e. a nice or
very nasty one. In either case Mr camera sphincter muscle man, would like to look at my internals every one to three years.
It's feckin great getting old.
The procedure was a tad uncomfortable, but was necessary and tolerable to a point.
The team removed 5 bowel polyps the largest being 8mm. I was in control of the entonox 'Gas and air'.
Needed sometimes, especially when the endoscope went around the bends. I felt slightly pissed.
The evening before i had to drink 2 litres of the most vile liquid known to man..'Moviprep' which i can
only describe as cold lemsip mixed in with wallpaper paste. although i didn't get any feckin popcorn.
This emptied my bowels over a period of 6/7 hours and it even stained the feckin crap pan...Oh joy!
Anyhow..It's a waiting game now, approx 6 weeks to determine what kind of polyp it was...i.e. a nice or
very nasty one. In either case Mr camera sphincter muscle man, would like to look at my internals every one to three years.
It's feckin great getting old.