Ruins the computer screen thoughTry a biro, boots up instantly
Ruins the computer screen thoughTry a biro, boots up instantly
Not to mention the TippexRuins the computer screen though
Funny you should say that - I Couldn't find one this morning but strangely there were seven in Mrs B’s handbag…..Try a biro, boots up instantly
Has she started packing for a holiday next month?Funny you should say that - I Couldn't find one this morning but strangely there were seven in Mrs B’s handbag…..
Why were you going through her handbag? Got a death wish?Funny you should say that - I Couldn't find one this morning but strangely there were seven in Mrs B’s handbag…..
I thought pollyfilla was the equivalent of Complan for parrots.Very busy day at work, I was a little naughty. A young lad looked at an item on the till and asked what's polyfilla? and I said it's for filling pollies.
Young lad looked confused and asked what's a polly?
I had to admit to him I was only joking and explained what it's really for.
Did something I've been thinking about for a while, put my resignation letter on my bosses desk(would have handed it to him but he's on holiday today and we won't be on shift together until 12th May)
Chased mad parrot around sitting room
I look at it as taking early retirementI thought pollyfilla was the equivalent of Complan for parrots.
Are you about to join the ranks of the unemployed or have you scored yourself a 10 year sick note..?
I nearly said it was parrot food but chickened outI thought pollyfilla was the equivalent of Complan for parrots.
Are you about to join the ranks of the unemployed or have you scored yourself a 10 year sick note..?
Good for you.I look at it as taking early retirement
Watched my shite team lose a three goal lead & scrape through with the help of var (because Man City v Coventry doesn’t generate enough money for the FA) in an FA Cup semi final, my bum has nearly stopped squeaking
Have a great timefinished putting all our clothes into the motorhome in readiness for the off on Tuesday. Switched on the fridge to get it cool so I can fill it with food from the house fridge tomorrow. Figured out why it sent an error code to my iphone app, because I’d not turned the gas on - thanks for technology to guide me. Thankfully too that I’ve left a large cupboard free for us to take our medicines away with us - we’ve got enough to start our own pharmacy I reckon, I’ve only got 3 different ones a day, while she has about 8 or 9
I'm also making a list of things to buy before I have to hand back my discount cardGood for you.
You won’t regret it.
If nothing else You will now have time to go into DIY stores and be rude to the staff.
I'm also making a list of things to pinch before I leave