~~~~THE BATTLE OF THE BLOATERS~~~~

[Chunky Monkey]

yehaa...

Berties only wound up about the ole atkins job because i`ve lost half a stone in one week on it.......
Mind you...no beer....or roast pots....bugger..sunday really tests yer metal....:}

 

[skippy]

Monday morning Weigh in 182lbs.

 

[AV8TOR]

Up Date

Two weeks on & no update from Bert.
Name and shame those that are not giving it 100%, if I have to suffer then all those who came on board at the start should by now have sent their new weight in

Can't wait to see how all the Atkins (NUMPTIES) are killing themselves 10 raw pigs 7 pallets of mini babybell cheese :t
Even Atkins this week are warning that long term heath can be DAMAGED:t :t
Weight loss no probsuke: uke: uke:

 

[R2B2]

Have to agree with AV there.

The Atkins folk have reviewed and changed their advice on fat intake guidelines yesterday. Seems that the nutritionalists have pointed out a few (more) potential health issues and that has got them back-peddaling a bit!

Sorry, not trying to scaremonger. Just what I read. Story in todays paper.

 

[R2B2]

av8tor

I thought the same as you about the weigh-ins. I pm'd FB about it earlier... we are to post our weight updates here ourselves mate.

So, as at yesterday (monday) I was

....... 257 lbs.

Lost 7 lbs. That'll do for me!

 

[ianrobbo1]

that Bert is a lazy bugger

starts a thread and then abandons it,!!!bloody typical,!!
anyway I'm back down to 16 stone dead on,:cry:
and thats with me toe nails trimmed to the bone,haircut and a good wash,
this is going to be one LONG 5 months:dunno:



best take up dancing then!!!!

 

[R2B2]

Re: that Bert is a lazy bugger

Originally posted by ianrobbo1
...and a good wash

But it's not friday yet... :B

 

[eyebrows]

could have been worse

But not much!

265lbs

3 off

BUT :- Shitfaced on Stella and full curry job Friday night
Hotel food all day Saturday - Deep fried or in pastry
Shitfaced on Stella and Loads of garlic bread and Pasta Sat night
Shitfaced on Stella and huge Calzone Pizza Sun night

Bloater???

Me!!!


ONLY 42lb to go, ONLY 17weeks left!! I make that 2.5lbs per week so I am on target!!

 

[AV8TOR]

DIY update whats Bert thinking!

OK Started @ 244 & now @ 237 a loss of 7 if I can keep this up there is a good chance I won't be at the Bash so have decided to stop at 14.5 : 15st for safety sake.

Big HI to all on the Atkins suicide plan.:t :t :neenaw:

P.S. Mrs Av8tor Is also loosing a wee bit of weight ,Brenda started @ 160 & now @ 157 a loss of 3 "Good Girl":k

 

[AV8TOR]

UPDATE

This is where we stand this time two weeks in to it.

Start Weight First Weigh In + or -

Eyebrows 268 265 - 3
IanRobbo 224 224 =0
Rob PXX 264 257 - 7
Bitontheside ? ? +3
Murt 239 238 - 1
Bob Pinder 231 224 - 7
Fat Bert 216 208 1 Week -4
Av8tor 244 237 -7
Mrs Av8 160 157 -3
Messer 342 331 -11
Skippy 187 182 -5
Chunkey Minkey 226 212 -14
Jaws Northern Cloggers Sick Note Start 1-2-04
I have asked NASA to send up a rocket to photograph the other side of Fat Bert to confirm this weight lose claim.

So we are waiting for
Faf
Limp Lump
Gypsy

 

[THETOMSK]

Now I know why..

..you have big stomachs..:}

Tomsk

 

[ianrobbo1]

AH maybe thetomsk

we may be fat,!! but someone is ugly,
and we can diet,!!:f :f
that ''someone'' will still be ugly, :f

 

[THETOMSK]

You shouldn't talk about..

..fat bert like that,your hurt his feelings!

Tomsk

 

[ianrobbo1]

THAR SHE BLOWS,!!!!

:dunno: As the old Vera Lynn song goes,

all together now,,,,,
WHALE MEET AGAIN DONT KNOW WHERE DONT KNOW WHEN,!!!! uke: uke:

 

[Messer]

Sorry for the delay..

Been (weighting) for FB to e-mail me

Weight on Monday morning 331lbs :beer:

So far so good but at the mo it's only water and beer going

I need more meat and cheese


Exercise :shooter:


Messer

 

[skippy]

Re: UPDATE

24/8/2003 231lbs
4/1/2004 187lbs First weigh in
19/1/2004 182lbs

ATKINS ? ...........Be fooked .....high fibre, high carb, low fat & low Glycaemic index foods only. important plenty of fluids to flush toxins out of the body as they accumlate in the fat cells.
Tip:- only weigh youself once a week.

Originally posted by AV8TOR
This is where we stand this time two weeks in to it.

Start Weight First Weigh In + or -

Eyebrows 268 265 - 3
IanRobbo 224 224 =0
Rob PXX 264 257 - 7
Bitontheside ? ? +3
Murt 239 238 - 1
Bob Pinder 231 224 - 7
Fat Bert 216 208 1 Week -4
Av8tor 244 237 -7
Mrs Av8 160 157 -3

I have asked NASA to send up a rocket to photograph the other side of Fat Bert to confirm this weight lose claim.

So we are waiting for
Faf
Limp Lump
Messey
Gypsy
Chunkey Minkey
JAWS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Skippy

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Well.................

In English..i`ve lost one stone .....yeha.....

bring on a pint for reward......

:beer:

 

[fat bert]

Welldone Chunky

but even after losing a stone [probably a gall stone]
youre still a fat TWAT!!

and I still beat you @ squash!!!!!

 

[Cyclops]

Yeah and

I can still beat you at squash :f :f






And I`ve only got one fooken good leg and one good eye:f

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Hey...

Bertie boy....don`t forget ..that`s only the second time i`ve played since i were a lad............and i won two games out of the six....!:f
So..on the law of averages....a couple of more sessions mate...and your face will be as red as a monky`s arse chasing the ball round the court.:f :f :f (bit like the bidr s*** shirt that forest wear.