~~~~THE BATTLE OF THE BLOATERS~~~~

[fat bert]

D Day has arrived

Contestants are :- [in no particular order]

Fat Bert 212 pounds

Skippy 187 pounds

Eyebrows 268 pounds

Murt 239 pounds

Ian Robbo - 224 pounds

JAWS "fork oil" 234 pounds

AV8TOR - 244 pounds

Chunkey Minkey- 226 pounds of pure unadulterated FLAB!!

Rob P XX - 264 pounds and his leather don't fit!!

Gypsy - 288 pounds but promises to weigh the other leg tomorrow !!

Messer 342 pounds [and thats on a good day]

BacoFoil Pinder 231 stones [sorry pounds] LOL

Limp Lump 258 pounds [and thats just one useless tit!!!!]

Faf - 263 pounds - a late-comer but nevertheless still a bloater

LATE ARRIVAL
Brenda [aka Mrs AV8TOR[ weghing in at 160 pounds

Rules of Engagement are :-

Eat what you like

Drink what you like

Winner is person with greatest percentage weight loss between now and the BASH

Fortnightly updates will be posted on this thread

What a bunch of bloaters we all are - just think how much faster we'll all go having shed a few pounds

 

[B1rdie]

I think everyone should post their height as well, coz if some of those FAT bloaters are short, well you guys have a real problem and I would suggest starving for 2 weeks and then:
















































Cutting your throat.:m

 

[Bob Pinder]

Bat Fert

What kind of organiser are you:dunno:
You left me off the list
Just peeled me baco foil off and I'm 231 lbs.
Imagine that laying on top of you

 

[Cyclops]

Oh Dear

Fat Berts only 5`1"



















and thats round the belly

:f :f

 

[fat bert]

Right - just waiting for~~~

Chinkey Minkey

But it's not surprising that he's last - he rides a VTR

C'mon mate - get your act together

and here's proof that he needs to diet

 

[fat bert]

and as further evidence~~

I offer the following picture of his STARTER at the "end of season bash"

Deny it if you will Chinkey?????

 

[Cyclops]

And to top it all

as the first picture shows






Some Bastids nicked Chunkys pint while he was walking

 

[skippy]

Bloaters on parade

.

 

[skippy]

Bloaters on parade2

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[fat bert]

LOL~~~

nice tits!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

bloater on parade!!!

:cry: Skippy you TWAT :cry:

 

[B1rdie]

Keep the pics coming best laugh I have had for ages.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Birdie!!!

at least we can see everything is cosher unlike some ''bits'' of cars and bikes that could be owned by anyone??

 

[skippy]

Re: bloater on parade!!!

Originally posted by ianrobbo1
:cry: Skippy you TWAT :cry:

:t Careful Ian I resemble that statement


Watcha worried 'bout you look positively anorexic compared to my goodself :}

 

[Faf]

Can I join in your Diet I weigh in at 263lbs and my height is 5-11 how long do we have to go until the bash.:beer:

 

[B1rdie]

You lot should be ashamed, Honda spent a lot of money developing the awesome power to wieght ratio that is the BlackBird and you lot have destroyed it, you have effectivly got CB500,s, Just think of the money you will save if you lost all the excess baggage and got nice shiny new CB500's and revelled at the acceleration.R#?

 

[fat bert]

Faf ~~~

included you mate

see the initial starter thread

I'll email you for the first weight-update in 2 weeks time

 

[cb500boy]

:m

please dont mock the mighty cb500, it carry's my vast bulk to speeds upwards of 85mph. you know if it had wings my fat ass would fly!!!!:}

 

[THETOMSK]

If any of you fat gits have some spare fat going I'll have some.Being a skinny 6'4" git,I could do with putting on weight.
'praps we should start a competion for people who want to put on weight!.

Tomsk

 

[Samster]

Here here The Tomsk - I was thinking exactly the same thing mate!

I'm 6'4" and I reckon about 92kgs - no matter what I do I just stay the same lanky-streak-of-piss...............if I drink too much beer for a few months I develop a bit of a 'chin', but that's about it..............

So Tomsk shall we have a little competition on our own?