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Suffolk Long Weekend

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
No offence was meant actually Lumpy ,as it happens i share a certain affinity with him as you may see at the bash .


and i even have a spray bottle for the oil!
 
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D.S.

Guest
Point well made Lumpy

put the northern slags in their place :}
Anway, back to the serious stuff and the matter of Barby Oil !!! Given that Big Issues sales are up and the excutive porta-cabin is pending delivery :yo: I will bring the oil which (as we all know) has to be olive oil :lick:. In fact, I will bring my own variety which I make by adding certain ingredients including chilli's and garlic :eek: :bow:
So that's it, OIL sorted Bob.
So if I'm not wrong and having spoken to Wolfy, so far the trip includes:
Chairman Bob
Wolfy "Trotsky" Smith & TPF
Daddy Ben (the rapper from F....f.....f.......f.....farnham)
Le Samster & Le Ninja
Le Big Mac (Lumpy)
Dave T and his bucket & spade (pot, kettle, black I hear ya cry!)
Rapid Russ (Cruser) & his Guvnor (Sue)
Supabird Steve "O" & the Guvnor (Trace)
Powerful Pierre & his Thai take-away (if he's lucky!)
Rob & his sausages
1200 Pete and his ballistic missile
Bubba & his proper bike :-:
Gastso & his hareem
Me, blanket, Fido & a dozen Big Issues!
Sounds cool :-:
 
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davet

Guest
Barbie is sorted
A big thanks is in order to bob me thinks!

I have had a trail packing sehh cant get every thing in, looks like hair dryer will have to be binned.










:beer:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
No Lumpy I am not a baldy !

in fact i have several strands of long blond hair
:f
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Rob

Are you ready to take a BIG sausage order:dunno:

I may have access to a huge music system and petrol generator as well, should I also include twin mixing decks:dunno:

Lastly my mate Geoff was round this morning aand we can have the use of two pergolas as well.

What do you think?

:yo:
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Anyone interested in a fishing trip whilst were're there?
Though we could all go out on a charter fishing boat?
Maybe catch some fish for the BBQ:dunno:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Bob

your organisational skills are examplatory, however unless the music system is a Kellogs class C 2.1WXYZ into 24x Goodman specials with 2.6KW of thumping bass, powering 2x 17.5" Bush subs and Amstrad tweeters, I'm not interested! :t :}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
I have an idea, we could do a mechoui!!! for those of you who are less-travelled a m?choui is a lamb roast where you cook the whole lamb in a hole in the ground with brasero underneath :lick: - let me know, I could buy 2 or 3 live lambs from my local hallal butchers, we'd slaughter them on the spot and miam miam... what do you guys think?8ree!
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Joe - I'm struggling to find a portable generator big enough to power the music system - help!

Pierre - lamb sounds good but this would mean that Steve misses out on being head honcho of the BBQ.

Steve - are you OK with overseeing the lamb in the ground idea?

All - I have some PMR radios should I look at getting one for each of us that way we (hopefully!) won't get lost?
Also is worth bring along tables, chairs and sun shades:dunno:

Who was it who mentioned he had a mate in the area who looked after a clay pigeon shoot?
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
No Problem Bob !!!!..........

If we go for the lamb in the ground idea perhaps we can use the B-B-Q for cooking some sweetcorn and jacket spuds ???:dunno:

Clay shooting ????......I can supply some ear-defenders for this if it takes off....I get them supplied by my firm. Will these be useful ???

Generators.....does Joe's executive portacabin have one that we could borrow and link to your one Bob....would this give the required power ????:dunno:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Steve & Co.

of course the executive porta-cabin has one! I maybe poor and destitute but not that destitute.
Dave & I tried to fit it on the back of the R1, but it simply served to facilitate our wheelies, so probabaly best chuck it in the van with the other gear, coz I'd have no license by the time we'd get to Suffolk :dunno:
Rather than clay pidgeon shooting, what about clay-cat shooting?:} :blush:
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Found a firm that'll do the .............

clay shooting.
Anyone interested in their dune buggies as well:dunno:
Cost is approximately (depending upon numbers) ?25.00 each for 1.5 hours use.
They have 2 litre petrol engines (from Vectra's I believe) but have been restricted to 110 mph.
Their off road course comprises bogs and beaches and is 4.612 miles long.
First sixteen peeps back to me get a place, so hurry, hurry, hurry!
 
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D.S.

Guest
when do we leave or have we left?

Should some of us depart now in order to get there in time or will we be riding together in a group sticking together (slow train style) or will it be a fast blast or will it be a scratch and sniff job or will be adopt the IAM ride-out etiquette or will we be bashing fairings and going for each others kill switches?

Will there be frequent stops for cigarette smokers and for those with weak bladders and those with worms who have to eat constantly?

Will we employ dark, clear or smoked visors and will there be an oppotunity to take pictures and capture those precious and oh sooooo "Crazy" moments when we dance to Aga Do?

Can we then post the pics on the forum in order to demonstrate just what wild cats we realy are? Please Bob, can we please?

Will we record our mileages before we leave and record them upon arrving at our destination and upon returning so that we can demonstrate our mileage in order to post all the details on the appropriate forum?
or
should I just shut the ferk up?:dunno: :} :xm
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
you sad feckers!!!!

I am just gonna get pissed and shit in a bush.:beer: :beer: :loo: :loo:
 

1200Pete

Registered User
Originally posted by Wolfie
I am just gonna get pissed and shit in a bush

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats the most sensible thing that has been said on the forum for days, I think I will join you :beer: :beer: :loo: :loo:
 
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