Suffolk Long Weekend

[Bob Pinder]

Long weekend sometime in April
Leave Friday return on Monday
Camping, caravaning, hostels or hotels?
Anyone interested:dunno:

 

[1200Pete]

Is Suffolk that big :}

 

[Bob Pinder]

Do you have any more of those expanding tank bags which open out into a one man tent complete with kitchen area and parking bit for the bike:dunno:

Was it two or three fluorescent lights you ran off the bike for lighting?

 

[D.S.]

Suffolk hey? where's that?

Camping, caravaning, hostels or hotels? (QUOTE)

What about brothels Bob? :dunno:

I'm in :beer:


"Billy no mates"

 

[Bob Pinder]

Is there anything else I should be looking out for:dunno:

Just want to make sure peeps enjoy themselves:lick:

 

[D.S.]

How about you paying for it all up front



Nice one Bob. Diamond geeza.

Pierre would probably like some frogs legs and a Thai take-away.
Could you supply a baby sitter for Ben?
I'll need a Chiropractor for my back as I'll be taking the track bike.
Dave T could do with a bucket and spade :} (kettle,pot, black!)
Wolfy wants some proper cans.
Samster would love some latex.
Mac could do with some boots, 'cos kung fu slippers bastid uncomfortable after 100 miles.
Russ wouldn't mind a GSXR1000 for the trip!
Andy S would like some new love beads.
Rob P will need a top box for his sausage!
Orms will need a trailer for his Stella's
Gatso will need a side car for his tiles.
The Reverend Dan will require a chapel.
Supabird Steve will require a trailer for Tracey's Kwaka!
Tracey will require an eye-a-Busa.
Oh and could ya make sure it don't ferkin rain $%3un
Apart from the above list, we'll go with the flow:yo:

 

[frenchuk]

Joe, you must be a psychic, exactly what I want... oh, and of course, a proper horse meat steack tartare!
Bob, count me in, but I don't really fancy taking the bike to there, it's a bit far and it might rain in April, plus my neck might relapse and it might really hurt, so do you think you could pick me up with your campervan?w;;v

 

[R2B2]

I'm up for that!

I'll wrap some sausages around the downpipes so as they'll be ready on arrival "Sausage ala manifold" style.

I'm always ready for a bit of a snack on dismounting...

 

[D.S.]

I've had a better idea

in order to save on Chiropractor fees, I'll stick my bike on a trailer and drive there; after all I don't want all that inconvenience of actually riding it! :} Also, I'll be able too carry and sell a few copies of the Big Issue when I get there! Ah, I can see the executive porta-cabin in the distance now (LOL).
Sausage idea sounds cool Rob. Got the menu's this morning; Cheers Bud :beer:

 

[davet]

OK Bob i am
But i do not do camping!!

But just a couple of questions
1 IS SUFU..K FAR
2 ARE THE NATIVES HOUSE TRAINED
3 WILL ALL THE CORRNERS HAVE GRAVEL TRAPS
4 CAN YOU DRINK THE WATER
5 SHOULD I BRING MY TRACTOR OR COMBINHARVESTER
man8um :beer:

 

[D.S.]

Dave-what you need is:

-GPS (to get ya there!)
-Hard Luggage (to carry water!)
-an enormous fip up screen (to deflect the gravel!)

 

[davet]

-GPS (to get ya there!)

I know you dont need a gpssss cos the guy who walks in front of you with the red flag can ask for directions:bow:
:beer: 8l1nd

 

[Samster]

Fook that. I ride a sports bike, not a tourer. You can't expect me to do that kind of distance, I'd need to refuel at least once and I may run the risk of my tyre squaring off.

May I suggest as an option that we consider the hiring of a minibus instead? Then we could draw straws as to who drives and the rest can get totally wankered.

Bikes could be left at home thus avoiding any risk of them being nicked and we could just wander around the local juicers with all our bike gear on and still look the part which is important............

HANG ON A MINUTE!.................This seems rather a long way to go for a weekend away. My GPS calcualates it as being 6,439 miles?

 

[davet]

mmmm sam
WE COULD GET A BERK SPRINTER THEY WILL DO A TON, LOAD THE TRACK BIKE IN THE BACK SO WHEN WE GET THERE WE CAN SCARE THE LOCALS.:yo:
:beer:

 

[Cruser]

yep,

I'm up for it too.

Joe, you know I don't want to use a gixer for the trip, I'll be bringing the missus so i'll need a real motorcycle with two comfy seats, a decent fuel range and somewhere to put the luggage :f

So, when do we go, how long for and when do i need to place my sausages order? w;;v

 

[Bubba]

Lets get this sorted out shall we?

Is Suffolk that big

Yes but not big enough

Is Suffolk in England?

Yep, though once here you do wonder about that

If so, where is it near?

get to Junction 28 on the M25 and head North for 50 miles. Dont go too far or you'll wind up in Norfolk and they ARE wierd there!

I have a feeling it is a place on the Isle of Wight though so I can get the ferry over

Thats fine by us cos we dont want you here anyway!

1 IS SUFU..K FAR
Yes but obviously not far enough!
2 ARE THE NATIVES HOUSE TRAINED
Allegedly
3 WILL ALL THE CORRNERS HAVE GRAVEL TRAPS
No but the council laided down enough grit last night to make Joe feel at home!
4 CAN YOU DRINK THE WATER
You can if you so wish but the beer is better
5 SHOULD I BRING MY TRACTOR OR COMBINHARVESTER
Not really, although the phrases "Get orff moi laaaaaaaaaaaaand" and "Gerroff that trac'or" should be remembered as these are normally accompanied with both barrels from a 12 guage!

Let us know where your heading so me and the other Suffolk-ites can avoid the area

 

[D.S.]

the phrases "Get orff moi laaaaaaaaaaaaand" and "Gerroff that trac'or" should be remembered as these are normally accompanied with both barrels from a 12 guage! (QUOTE)

A la TONY MARTIN styleeeeee


(QUOTE) May I suggest as an option that we consider the hiring of a minibus instead? (QUOTE)

sounds like a great idea Sam (although chairman Bob may not agree!), but if he does, it's got too have an in-van entertainment system & bass box & DVD player with lots of flashing lights and meters and knobs :blush:

Russ
you forgot to mention the GEL seat :f :}

 

[Supabird1100]

Go On Then Bob............

Put us on the list.

I remember going to a dodgy holiday camp in Suffolk........ years ago when our kids were small. The area we stayed in was a real 'dead and alive hole' .....'one-horse town' springs to mind !!!:}

Hope you're planning somewhere a bit better for our trip !!!! We need some local knowledge, really.

Let me know if it's a bikes or car trip......but I would prefer to use the bike !!!!:} R#?

Steve:beer:

 

[D.S.]

but I would prefer to use the bike !!!! (QUOTE)

you won't be saying that when it's 32 degrees and I'm sat in motor with my chilled drinks cabinet 'an all
What chilled drinks cabinet I hear you ask? :dunno:
The one from my executive porta-cabin of course :}

Now dont' forget to post a list of everything you're taking Steve;plenty of white socks I suspect being an Essex man :bow:

 

[Samster]

I'm considering:

ibuprofen / wallet / toothbrush / toothpaste / shampoo / hairbrush / condoms / tissues / moisturiser * / loofah / dressing gown * / decongestant / water bottle / spare combats / shower gel / shades / paper / nail clippers / lipsalv * / fruit bars / brolly * / vitamin pills / toys / books * / suncream / suede flogger / spare hairbands / shirt / shaver / shaver charger / plastic cards / phone / phone charger / pen / passport / paper records / sterling / euros / travellers cheques / leave-in conditioner / leather flogger / crop / defrizzer / camera / spare camera / CF PCMCIA adapter / USB leads / software / aa battery charger / aa nimh batteries / mp3 player / mp3 player charger / brain / brain charger / brain keyboard / adapter plugs / personal cards * / notepad / keys / handsfree kit / coat / 7 pairs underwair / 7 pairs socks / 7 tshirts / tight jeans / sweater of paul / ticket details / starbase jeff / gother than thou / playing cards / foundations of cryptography / guns, germs and steel

am I going to need any dressing up things?