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Jaws said:
Zero carbs high animal fat one yeah
Cheers for the update though R#? I have a feeling the zero carb diet is not actually good for you as you need the slow released sugars otherwise you will be low on energy bl4hbl4h Have your main meal lunchtime and a smaller dinner, dont miss breakfast and cut down on the booze
Bogieknight - one word - arrrrse :xm
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Jaws said:
Ok well i omitted to say that i mainly talk a load of old borrox as if it works for you then lucky man, must be all that bog water you been swallowing containing the extra carbs fl4g71 the theory is right though h1d1ng2
Ahah !! You aint my long lost brother are you ? Cos I always talk bollox as well
As it happens.. if you can be arsed ( which I suspect you proly wont be cos I certainly wouldnt ! ) every year for the past few years someone has said the same sort of thing ( not about the sugar etc but about it being bad for me ) ..
I do the diet from the day after pancake day until the first big bike do I attend.. So that will be the BMF this year then.. In that time I will shed about 2.5 stone with any luck ( that will just get me down to being an official fat bastard and out of the morbidly obese catagory then ! )
Then I spend the rest of the year slowly putting it back on.
Now I appreciate yo yo dieting is far from healthy, but feck me... I do not smoke, do not drink ( only at the BMF ! ) and aint had a woman in 11 years.
I DO like my grub !!
Its the only real vice I have left.. and everyone has gotta die of something afteral said and done !
As it happens.. if you can be arsed ( which I suspect you proly wont be cos I certainly wouldnt ! ) every year for the past few years someone has said the same sort of thing ( not about the sugar etc but about it being bad for me ) ..
I do the diet from the day after pancake day until the first big bike do I attend.. So that will be the BMF this year then.. In that time I will shed about 2.5 stone with any luck ( that will just get me down to being an official fat bastard and out of the morbidly obese catagory then ! )
Then I spend the rest of the year slowly putting it back on.
Now I appreciate yo yo dieting is far from healthy, but feck me... I do not smoke, do not drink ( only at the BMF ! ) and aint had a woman in 11 years.
I DO like my grub !!
Its the only real vice I have left.. and everyone has gotta die of something afteral said and done !
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Jez 2.5 stone feck me you must have stretchy leathers John. Prevention is better than cure but thats easier said than done. I have put on 0.5 stone the past 6 months but i havent been doing any exorcise and i do drink every night . I try to watch how much i eat but i, like you, love my food and even some of my cooking so its hard being a good boy :violin:
As a guy at work says 'its better to be fat and happy....' I stay happy though by being able to fit into my leathers each year
Hopefully see you sunday - are there any eta's yet for Kettering or will shaun and richard just both be about anyway?
. I try to watch how much i eat but i, like you, love my food and even some of my cooking so its hard being a good boy :violin: As a guy at work says 'its better to be fat and happy....' I stay happy though by being able to fit into my leathers each year
Hopefully see you sunday - are there any eta's yet for Kettering or will shaun and richard just both be about anyway?
Well if we are leaving at 10:45 from Watton I would expect to land at Kettering about 1 ish, it being 96 miles.
Which reminds me .. Do remember to fill up before we set off.. I do not think there are any garages until we get to Huntingdon !
Which reminds me .. Do remember to fill up before we set off.. I do not think there are any garages until we get to Huntingdon !
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Dont forget the chocolatemick the knife said:
Well enjoy the rather lonely ride then ! LOL !!
Even when I did smoke I only ever had a fag break at min. 90 minutes.. usually two to three hours !!
I promise you Bunny, if you do not have a smoke for an hour absolutely NOTHING will drop off or wither away mate..
Em, chocolate.. no probs there.. in the top pocket unwrapped .. eat it on the go mate !
Even when I did smoke I only ever had a fag break at min. 90 minutes.. usually two to three hours !!
I promise you Bunny, if you do not have a smoke for an hour absolutely NOTHING will drop off or wither away mate..
Em, chocolate.. no probs there.. in the top pocket unwrapped .. eat it on the go mate !
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Little, understatement. LARGE.bunny said:
I like the sound of that very much, good thinking :bow: . Dont know that id get a meter long Yorkie down my jacket thoughJaws said:
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*BIG GRIN*Jaws said:
silverfox.xx
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Richard you're a star.... hopefully we will not impose on you too much. :bow:richard said:
Tisk, tisk..... drinking chocolate from a drinks back pack, run the 'feed' tube around your coolant pipes to warm the chocolate prior to drinking.Embabe said:
Are you trying to say John can't organsie a little trip..... and you're having a wishfull dream.Wabbit said:
Did someone mention a GAY bar....... XXSCRAPer, hopefully we'll meet up with you.
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Doh!!, Damn and blast can't get my shift covered...but will probably come anyway as I dont start work till 20:00.
Should be back by about 17:00-18:00 ish shouldnt we...:dunno:
Will just have to leave the red un's behind a bit...h1d1ng2
Oh and I'd better get the Mr. Sheene out.
Should be back by about 17:00-18:00 ish shouldnt we...:dunno:
Will just have to leave the red un's behind a bit...h1d1ng2
Oh and I'd better get the Mr. Sheene out.
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I suppose it'll all depend on how much sleep you get at work Saturday night then....... don't worry you don't have to be awake to ride a blue SV.bunny said: