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Snog Borkellers ride out ??

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
And i f you turn up in my neck of the woods i will laugh at you and tell you that you is lost :p
 
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XXscraper

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Forecast for the weekend isnt too good so best take those snorkles!

Do you have any idea for a route yet to enable us on the fringes to meet up to?
 

Artemis

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I'm glad you called it Snog Borkellers, Jaws, because

BOG SNORKELLING COMES FROM LLANWRTYD WELLS IN MID WALES!
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
Anyone know where were going yet for the Bog Snorkellers Sunday Ride out.... Hello...

Smixxy what route you heading back on....
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
umm - aiming for north of London then going south - Cambridge / Milton Keynes / oxford ?? That sort of direction, then I can head south onto M4 for getting home.


Is that any good for rideout planning? I know you guys prefer ice cream on the coast, but . . . . ?
 
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valhalla

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Smix said:
umm - aiming for north of London then going south - Cambridge / Milton Keynes / oxford ?? That sort of direction, then I can head south onto M4 for getting home.


Is that any good for rideout planning? I know you guys prefer ice cream on the coast, but . . . . ?

Sorry!!!aiming for North London then going South-Cambridge/Milton Keynes.......Feck Me Smixxy...remind me never to follow you on a bike!!!:dunno:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
valhalla said:
Sorry!!!aiming for North London then going South-Cambridge/Milton Keynes.......Feck Me Smixxy...remind me never to follow you on a bike!!!:dunno:
Look - that was a very generalised direction thing c7u8 - should probably have been North of London as I have no wish to go into London on the way home!!!

Just looked at a map to find some places in the general direction of!!!! Once they turn to go back east, I'll set the TomTom and get going! :k

But then of course - who the hell would follow me - I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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valhalla

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Have you got your Tom-Tom mounted the right way uph1d1ng2
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
valhalla said:
Have you got your Tom-Tom mounted the right way uph1d1ng2
I don't know - does it matter!????? :eek:

















ps - I was using the aa auto route thingy on the internet, very small map!!! :k
 
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valhalla

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I'm sorry dont mean to larf....

A woman down this way turned right onto a railway line just coz her Tom-Tom told her to turn right!!!!I flippin ask you!!!:neenaw:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
I know - but we aren't all as silly as that (well, I don't hink I am!)!!!!!!!!! I managed to drive buses for a few years without getting lost!!! (Mind it was only on a small island - Guernsey!!!)


I had a lorry driver ring the office cos he was lost - big artic - really really tiny lane. Only trouble was he couldn't tell me where he was so I could advise cos he'd been following the satnav and not taking any notice of the surroundings? :dunno: c7u8
 
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valhalla

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I had my wife ring me once saying she was lost...I said 'wherabouts are you'

She replied 'I'm sat here in this small lane :dunno: and thers a lot of trees around me
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
valhalla said:
I had my wife ring me once saying she was lost...I said 'wherabouts are you'

She replied 'I'm sat here in this small lane :dunno: and thers a lot of trees around me

Well - she answered the question - what more did you want!!!! ! h1d1ng2
 
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valhalla

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:} :} :} :} A town nearby would have been useful
 

Jaws

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Soooo.. after all that load of old squit Where are we gonna go ?

I was told you was gonna go to Norwich Smix, then we was going to head off to Peterborough via the nice bits of twisty..

Seems that is not on the cards any more so unless someone comes up with a plan ....

Final destination:

Hunstanton ?
Cambridge ?
Your call chaps and chappettes

But if its pissing down I will not bother ...
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
Scotland here we come....



As we could be heading West'ish, and as Smixxy will be travelling from Norwich, John perhaps we should pick you up at yours on the way through... So Smixxy if we head for one of the following... your choice...

a. NW London M25... Watford direction (then you have M25/M4 home)

b. Bedford... then you have oxford direction home

c. Peterborough... then you have M6/M42/M5 home.

Regretfully once you hit the A11 its pretty shite for route a & b

d. A11/A14/M6/M42/M5 is about 210 miles to gloucester.

Make your choice Smixxy and we'll plan something around it.... assuming the others have no objections... I don't think you want to add much to your journey as you have a fair run as it is.

Rutland water could be a target if you go via A14... and Mtk can have a Mr Softie.. (Rutland is near Kettering).
 

Jaws

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Ok Clive.. Do you have an ETA for Thetford in mind at all ?
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
Jaws said:
Ok Clive.. Do you have an ETA for Thetford in mind at all ?
Not until I have spoken to Smix/Mtk, and they have seen the above routes,,,but would guess around 10.30am ish, I also suggest (Mtk/Smix) that we go via Watton to Thetford.....
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Definitely not the M25! And being south of Bristol, the M6 isn't good either!!!!!!!!!!

D looks good as far as Milton Keynes (see Valhalla, not that far out!!).

To be honest guys I'm really not too bothered as long as we are going WSW ish, and avoiding the M25! then when you lot turn back I can get home!

Jaws - I'm leaving from Norwich on Sunday to go home to south of Bristol!!


Not too fussed about setting out time - 10.30 sounds good?
 
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