Sandy Bike Spares?

[Tinytim]

That from a Yamaha rider!

It's like Alan Carr calling Clint Eastwood a pooftah.

...fook !...is Alan Carr really a poofta like Clint then ?

 

[Spikeywan]

:k

Oh god! Someone help me!

One minute he's callin' me a girl, cos of MeBike, the next he's trying to snog me.

I wish I'd listened to MeMother, now.

 

[Spikeywan]

If I do get a Bird, will it make me gay?

Is that why they have such lovely comfortable soft seats?

 

[Wolfie]

spikeywan, let him get on with it, you will still be stirring the fresh cuppa tea you started the same time he did, long after he is asleep.

 

[Spikeywan]

It must be nearly time for his nap now.

I SAID IT MUST BE NEARLY TIME FOR YOUR NAP NOW, LUMPY!

The nice lady'll be round with your medication, soon, and you can try to grab her wass again.

As for Bird colour, I totally agree.

Black's the only way. Maybe I'd consider that dark grey, if I couldn't find the right black one, but red, blue and silver... uke:

 

[Spikeywan]

My Yams are black

Better see a doctor. That's necrosis, that is.

 

[Spikeywan]

If I'm flogging a dead horse, then that makes you an old nag. ;-0))

I'm just seeing if you're one of those people who have to have the last word, and it seems that you are. :neenaw:

What was this thread about? :dunno:

 

[Spikeywan]

Shut up and snog me again.

 

[Spikeywan]

I think you have that the wrong way round...

Post count
Spikeywan: 42
Lumpy: 22,987

I've not been here long, but I could immediately tell that I could never match your prowess for talking shite.

 

[Spikeywan]

Oh.

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[pickosen]

Downpipes

I got my downpipes from there, they aligned in the head fine but there some issues lining up with the tailpipes. It wasn't a major problem and they have been on for a couple of years now and seem fine.

 

[Artemis]

I got my downpipes from there, they aligned in the head fine but there some issues lining up with the tailpipes. It wasn't a major problem and they have been on for a couple of years now and seem fine.

OMG , here I am enjoying the repartee between Lumps & Spikey and along comes an on-topic post! Whatever next?

 

[Supabird1100]

OMG , here I am enjoying the repartee between Lumps & Spikey and along comes an on-topic post! Whatever next?

The bloody forum's going to pot !!! :-0)

 

[bishbosh]

The bloody forum's going to pot !!! :-0)

Smokin it it seems as doesn't seem to be many blackbird riders round here now.

Looking forward to the love-in at the rugga club, what flavour balm should I put on?

 

[Artemis]

Smokin it it seems as doesn't seem to be many blackbird riders round here now.

Looking forward to the love-in at the rugga club, what flavour balm should I put on?

A fruit flavour please, anything but chocolateuke:

 

[Spikeywan]

OMG , here I am enjoying the repartee between Lumps & Spikey and along comes an on-topic post! Whatever next?

Shhh. I think Lumpy's nodded off again. Pull the tartan blanket up over his knees, take his glasses off and put a pillow behind his head.

Awww... He's a nice old fart, really, when he's sleeping.

 

[Artemis]

Actually you will find I am a knob asleep or awake.

Harsh, but fair.

Oh, it was you Lumps.........

 

[Artemis]

Shhh. I think Lumpy's nodded off again. Pull the tartan blanket up over his knees, take his glasses off and put a pillow behind his head.

Awww... He's a nice old fart, really, when he's sleeping.

Don't tell him I said so, Spikey, but he's really not a bad old fart at all.

 

[Artemis]

Spikey, why not sign up for the SOSB at Easter, then you and Lumpy can entertain us in person.

 

[Spikeywan]

Don't tell him I said so, Spikey, but he's really not a bad old fart at all.

He's not a bad kisser, too.