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Pugwash

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We stilll have R666 MOO on a sorn'd car. It'll get moov'ed to my wife's car when we get around to it.
 

derek kelly

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A few years back we were in the car, mother in law was in the back & Bev was explaining to her about number plates relevance to the year, as we got a bit further on our journey mother in law suddenly pipes up "That's terrible" when Bev asked her what she was on about she pointed to a caravan that we had just overtaken & said, "that caravan is brand new but looks really old, you'd think they'd look after it better" she couldn't understand why I was laughing, come to think of it it was around that time when she started to fall out with us.
 

Minkey

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I have been looking around for a personal number plate, but decided ?6650 for a plate to go on a car worth at most ?1000 was a no brainer8rfl@
 

Tinytim

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A few years back we were in the car, mother in law was in the back & Bev was explaining to her about number plates relevance to the year, as we got a bit further on our journey mother in law suddenly pipes up "That's terrible" when Bev asked her what she was on about she pointed to a caravan that we had just overtaken & said, "that caravan is brand new but looks really old, you'd think they'd look after it better" she couldn't understand why I was laughing, come to think of it it was around that time when she started to fall out with us.

What the fook are you whittering on about.

:dunno:
 

derek kelly

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What the fook are you whittering on about.

:dunno:

For the benefit of TT & any other thick twats.

Caravan bears the number plate of the vehicle towing it.
Caravan several years old.
Car brand new.
New car plate on old caravan.
Caravan looks tatty cos it's old.
Mother in law thinks "New number plate = new caravan.
 

Tinytim

Registered User
For the benefit of TT & any other thick twats.

Caravan bears the number plate of the vehicle towing it.
Caravan several years old.
Car brand new.
New car plate on old caravan.
Caravan looks tatty cos it's old.
Mother in law thinks "New number plate = new caravan.

Waste of time proffering an explanation Derek. I was "out" after ya first post. Have no interest whatever it is. Word blindness has now descended on words after your name ( It will pass I'm sure, and no offence meant but sometimes jeeezus:bang:)

I am now moving on to a mug of tea and a raspberry doughnut thank you.

Let's have no more of this numberplate shite is it. Anyone thinks a numberplate is of interest in any way whatsoever is a complete and utter fucktard and will surely die a sad person.

:wank:
 

ScottyUK

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Let's have no more of this numberplate shite is it. Anyone thinks a numberplate is of interest in any way whatsoever is a complete and utter fucktard and will surely die a sad person.

:wank:

More of a fucktard than someone who has no interest in the subject but is wasting their own time reading about them on a forum?
 

Tinytim

Registered User
More of a fucktard than someone who has no interest in the subject but is wasting their own time reading about them on a forum?

Sadly , yes . It's like being compelled to watch in horror at summink awful if you know what I mean. Just can't help it in a complete fucktard sort of way.

Yorkshire Gold Derek. Nothing else will do. @tu*

"Fresh "do'nuts" from Mozzas are the bizza Dezza ( Mozzas don't use an apostrophe Bill so fekk off before ya start :yo: )

p0pc0rn41
 

Tinytim

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Used to get them when you'd get a dozen for a quid, they used to do the Bavarian ones (custard & cream)

Think I got 2 packs of 5 for a quid. (mebbe 6). 1 pack of raspberry and t'other custard. 3 left in total @tu*
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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"Fresh "do'nuts" from Mozzas are the bizza Dezza ( Mozzas don't use an apostrophe Bill so fekk off before ya start :yo: )

p0pc0rn41

Er, yes they do. It's Mozzer's, the apostrophe indicating possession i.e. owned by Mozzer.


Thick twat.

:-:
 

Pow-Lo

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Saw two really stupid plates today.

Burd in petrol station had J888 SSY, presumably her name was Jessy. And no, she didn't. :-0)

The other (same car as mine :bang:), had LUC 7H with blatantly bastardised characters to make the 7 look like a Y. Cock. I couldn't tell with this one cos she was driving past me.
 

derek kelly

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Er, yes they do. It's Mozzer's, the apostrophe indicating possession i.e. owned by Mozzer.


Thick twat.

:-:

Er no they don't, they should do but the lazy fuckers decided to drop it, they've taken the soft option to placate the uneducated fuckwits that generally grace them with their giros
 

Pow-Lo

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Er no they don't, they should do but the lazy fuckers decided to drop it, they've taken the soft option to placate the uneducated fuckwits that generally grace them with their giros

Given that their official name is "Wm Morrison", they absolutely should!

Dunno who's worse, them for bottling or the uneducated fuckwits that haunt the place.
 
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