Penis pump

[morphgarth]

Hi Tank, just got in and saw this.































Did you manage to sort your erection problem out yet???:-0)

 

[TANK0700]

Hi Tank, just got in and saw this.































Did you manage to sort your erection problem out yet???:-0)

hey Morph Yes thanks sort it last night after all the stick i got i just had to make sure it was still working so me and Pam had an early night, all went well thanks for asking , she put a couple of eggs on to boil and when we had finished we had the eggs just how we like them still runny man8um

 

[morphgarth]

hey Morph Yes thanks sort it last night after all the stick i got i just had to make sure it was still working so me and Pam had an early night, all went well thanks for asking , she put a couple of eggs on to boil and when we had finished we had the eggs just how we like them still runny man8um

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[mick the knife]

we had the eggs just how we like them still runny man8um

You seem to like things soft. h1d1ng2

 

[bishbosh]

What's the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts...


... size of their artillery :-0).



So good of you Tank to offer a helping hand to your friend, takes some balls for sure.

As for advice, I think stress is a big passion killer, so whatever method you use then make it part of the flow - we're rooting for ya.

 

[Tinytim]

have we got a knobsac under pressure here?



p0pc0rn41

 

[TANK0700]

I am not Rising to the occasion, the flaccid comments are hurtful. My friend Dick was a Seaman but is now out of work. He had a part time job in erection but that was short term. I tried to help him with his problem but this has caused me humiliation.

I am off for some toast and a knob of butter.

Friends who need enemy?s when you got friends like you lot man8um:f

 

[Tinytim]

I am not Rising to the occasion, the flaccid comments are hurtful. My friend Dick was a discharged Seaman but is now out of work. He had a part time job in erection but that was short term. I tried to help him with his problem but this has caused me humiliation.

I am off for some toast and a knob of butter.

Friends who need enema?s when you got friends like you lot man8um:f

Sorry...it was all I could think of at the time....sort of a rush of blood.

I bet ya head is throbbing.

I admire your balls


:neenaw:

 

[mickeystitch]

FFS guys i only stuck this on at 3.10 and its got 2 pages come on show a little respect for the LITTLE guy.h1d1ng2

Corrected for ya

If you?re serious i will and cover the P&P

Bet you will ;-0))

am off for a sulk, IT NOT ME FFS :f:m

Ok Ok we are starting to believe ya NOT

thank you Barrie i knew i liked you :kbut ITS NOT FOR MIKE

Too Late Pam Too Late

Take no notice, Tank. What do you care what they think. You and Pam know the truth.

Do you have any purple/blue Diamond shaped sweets for tank

have we got a knobsac under pressure here?

No presure, No bloody erection either :-0)

 

[russ_fae_fyvie]

I admire your balls

FFS Tim, when did you see them??!!

 

[Rheumatoid]

I don't know if they are still available but the hoover dustette is the weapon of choice for those not wanting to do the job manually. Only providing you have less than 15cm, as I expect is the case, or you may come to serious grief

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/pdf_extract/281/6232/26

R.

 

[MAG man]

Not sure if anyone's up for a sensible reply now, but, here goes...

A few years ago, part of my NHS job required me to work as a sexual health advisor to male patients. Most required advice on achieving, and maintaining an erection.

Amongst several different treatments is the pump. It works. Need a cock ring to maintain the erection once the pump is off, just don't leave it on too long! Can cause tissue necrosis.

Most blokes who used it were pleased with the success rate, the main disadvantage was that it's a bit cumbersome. Those who got on with it well used it as a sex toy rather than looking on it as a medical device.

Nowadays Viagra has superceded most other treatments but is no good if you have a dicky ticker.

 

[TANK0700]

Not sure if anyone's up for a sensible reply now, but, here goes...

A few years ago, part of my NHS job required me to work as a sexual health advisor to male patients. Most required advice on achieving, and maintaining an erection.

Amongst several different treatments is the pump. It works. Need a cock ring to maintain the erection once the pump is off, just don't leave it on too long! Can cause tissue necrosis.

Most blokes who used it were pleased with the success rate, the main disadvantage was that it's a bit cumbersome. Those who got on with it well used it as a sex toy rather than looking on it as a medical device.

Nowadays Viagra has superceded most other treatments but is no good if you have a dicky ticker.

at last a offer of advice

Just bear in mind the serious advice given where it might do more harm than good if he's not careful.

RH

an offer of help

Take no notice, Tank. What do you care what they think. You and Pam know the truth.

a offer of comfort


The rest what can i say 74 posts of ridicule 592 viewing of which i may add 500 properly have used one, so there you have it , don’t post in the coffee shop if you want a sensible answer, saying that i have read Silverfox’s post in the help section and he got the same as me. Well nearly

Your nothing but a shower of, “no hold that thought” just wait tell i meet you all again you better not take the piss otherwise i will set Pam on you and i thought you where my friends :f

 

[bishbosh]

Tank

We are your friends; we did our best to keep it up (thread) until the right advice came along, otherwise it would have slipped down into obscurity.

:wank: - backup plan if you loose the pump.

 

[trigantle]

Yep !!! Forever more you'll be nicknamed 'Limp-Dick' by every bastid that reads this forum !!! :-0)

that would be limpy then would it?

 

[trigantle]

Ok i know this will sound farfetched but its true and i can still look you all in the eye without any embarrassment because this is a true and factual account of what is required.

In my office last year one of our guys had to have a major operation which has now caused him some problems in the bedroom area, so he has asked me to buy a penis pump for him, he is very shy and would feel embarrassed to go and ask anyone for this item, even the surgeons have told him to use one, however where they recommend he gets it from is where his neighbour works so he won?t go.

Anyway my question is do they work ???? :dunno::dunno:is it worth spending his money, i am sure there are lots of people on here who have a knowledge in such matters because most on here know everything about everything, so come on feel free to answer and don?t be shy.

How do you think i feel writing it

should have gone to MFI then :-0)

 

[mick the knife]

Silverfox? and he got the same as me.

What a limp dick :dunno:

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Penis pumps...ROFL....

Went to a BBBBBBBBBBB (fetish fair) with a couple of the other peeps off here a while back... On one of the stalls was the ubiquitous penis enlarger (penis pump) It was a glasstube approximately 4 diameter & 12" long with a pump on the end... Laughingly, I said to Jan... "I think I might invest in one of those" :blush:

Without even pausing,or the slightest embarrassment, she replied..."You wouldnt get your dick in one of those"...

Then she wondered why I walked around with a contented smug grin all over my face for the rest of the day :-:

Women... Dont ya just love em ??? (sometimes)

LOL

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[TANK0700]

ok guys, cant we just let this one limp to the bottom of the pile now

 

[morphgarth]

Has your mate taken the advice then Mike?



























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