Matlock Mafia

[Fat Bert]

and having felt a tit, she sat down for some well-earned liquid refreshment!

 

[Fat Bert]

Meanwhile Captain Hedgehog keeps the entire bar captivated by stories of previous conservatory installations - well to those who managd to keep awake long enough

 

[Fat Bert]

If you've pissed ya pants, clasp hands, hold on tight and pull a daft face

 

[Fat Bert]

Sorry - did someone say "Pants?"

As in Big Blue Pants?

Welcome back D&D

 

[Fat Bert]

Thats not a TORCH

It's a Piss Meter !!

Every Old SKooler should have one















In Cyclops case he should have 2!!

 

[Murt]

Great to meet up with everyone again on Friday ( Except Bert!) ...

Glad you all had a great weekend.

Bert, when you paid me to take the pressure off you by wearing a stupid HV top, you promised not to take photo's!!

And that was NOT my Tit Topbird was feeling:-0)

Murt

 

[Cyclops]

A couple more


Bert in full on gay mode ( Yes really )

Spot the stunning work by electrician Captian Nemo in the room behind Gay Boy Bertie

And Captain Nemo or is it Benny Hill Top flight sparky and now super Disco salesman

 

[Wolfie]

looks like a derby and joan club outing to me.

 

[martin]

Bunch of bastids

 

[Cyclops]

looks like a derby and joan club outing to me.

Then why were you not there Wilfy man8um

Bunch of bastids

Oy Bertie is a real Barsteward ( Yes really )

 

[Wolfie]

Then why were you not there Wilfy man8um




Oy Bertie is a real Barsteward ( Yes really )

cause i only go to ponch and Jon outings and i aint turned 50 yet.

 

[Cyclops]

cause i only go to ponch and Jon outings and i aint turned 50 yet.

OK fair comment :cry:


You nasty Tranny Driver

 

[Fat Bert]

Seperated at Birth?

There's a lot of dodgy lookalikes about!

 

[mick the knife]

Club colours

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook Me

At least Keran could have put the washing out if sight FFS

Wondered where that smell of old cabbage came from

 

[TopBird]

Fook off, just because you lot turn up doesn't mean the housework does itself somebody has to make sure Captain Nemo's pants are clean

 

[martin]

And you can fook right off back to the kitchen.

 

[Fat Bert]

And you can fook right off back to the kitchen.

Brave Idiot posting that Nemo - Brave Brave Man

 

[Fat Bert]

how did it go guys?

It went very quickly

Went even quicker after Cyclops had fooked off

Look at the pictures - not a vodka bottle to be seen anywhere

Even the Muppets managed to stay away long enough for us to enjoy ourselves

 

[mick the knife]

Captain Nemo with back to front cape