Matlock Mafia

[Smix]

Glad you all had a good un - we had really wanted to come and say hi to some of you guys, but a prior engagement meant it wasn't possible


Hopefully the next one won't clash!!


Oh - FB - where's the pics then?????

 

[Fat Bert]

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Oh - FB - where's the pics then?????

Why do you find pictures of our weekend so amusing?

The "LOL" smilie?

 

[Smix]

Why do you find pictures of our weekend so amusing?

The "LOL" smilie?

Sorry - misuse of smilie!!!!!!!!!!

Mind - I was kind of expecting photos up instantly since you have said before that its proof of a good time (or words to that effect!!!


Would just be nice to see pics of people thats all.



Will endeavour to use correct smilies in future :blush:

 

[martin]

Martin was a "disappointment" tho'....:-:

Sorry Tim, can't help being YOUNG and miserable

 

[mick the knife]

Top weekend Dudes and Dudess.
Great to meet you all
Top host and hostess
proper !!!

Aaaaa Mudlander

 

[Cyclops]

Well the Old Skool Rampage went well and was well attended.

We had a few cancellations for the following resons

Several members were having an hip replacement.

Anothers zimmer was only working on 3 gears and he did not feel he would be able to keep up on the ride out. ( He need not have worried )

One was all geared up to go but nodded off and missed the start.



Cheers guys for a great day out on Saturday and to Martin and Kiran (SP) for a great BBQ and beers. :bow::bow:




With a guest appearance from Captain Nemo complete with Raleigh Chooper ( with chrome extendable ariel ) and 24 lamp LED torch.

 

[TopBird]

Cyclops

:yo:........ good man the only words I can catch between Martin struggling to breath and laughing is 'bastid'

I shall look forward to more evidence of Martins antics

Had a really good time thanks for the excellent company and piss taking

Keran

 

[Fat Bert]

Piss Taking?

I thought he dressed like that every night for you

And WHO takes a 24 LED torchlamp to bed so he can shine the bright lights through his willy under the duvet?

LOL LOL LOL

Martin aka BPM

























BIG PANTY MAN !!!

 

[mick the knife]

With a guest appearance from Captain Nemo

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, msut have been taken a few years ago.

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

 

[Jon and Anya]

Sorry all, would loved to have got together for an al our yesterdays weekend but the GPS took us a little off track. Must be the avoid Fat Bert app on Shrops's phone man8um

We ended up somewhere very sunny and there were loads of bikes there.

 

[Fat Bert]

"Ironic" pulls - lucky lad

 

[Fat Bert]

Then gets her to pay for HIM form the Cashpoint ATM

 

[Fat Bert]

Captn Nemo needs more than this to rescue the barnet!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Having successfully "pulled" and been paid for his horizontal-services, the next day Ironic tries his luck with a hedgehog

The hedgehog said "Sure I'll pay to be shagged but only as soon as I've got rid of this Bog Snorkler that stuck to my ass"

 

[Fat Bert]

 

[Fat Bert]

Murt amazed us y showing just how flexable Lycra High Viz Vests can be

and fook me did they stretch some!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Chunky sporting the new "sparkly gay shirt" and matching toupe

Amazing at how so little hair can be back-combed into so much volume!

 

[Fat Bert]

Having failed at pulling at the ATM, The "Snorkler" lowers his pulling sights a little!

 

[Fat Bert]

Meanwhile Murt willingly takes part in the "Tit Feeling" competition

Murt - when we said "you have to feel a pair of tits" .... we didn't mean for you to cuddle Quiney and D&D

My you Keran was first to have a go! Shame they've drooped a bit Murt!!