How do you rate Jeremy Clarkson

[derek kelly]

Move over Shakespeare, Clarksons here:k

Ah, Colin Shakespeare Aberfords village idiot, always wondered what happened to him.

 

[marcella]

Ah, Colin Shakespeare Aberfords village idiot, always wondered what happened to him.

wherever he is derek im sure jeremy will fill his boots amirably

 

[derek kelly]

wherever he is derek im sure jeremy will fill his boots amirably

I only met Colin a few times & one of the more memorable times was coming up Christmas time in about 1973, a group of us went to a farm in Aberford to earn some money Turkey plucking, Colin was there with the same intention but he decided it would be a quicker and more efficient way of plucking the turkey's by covering them in lighter fluid then setting fire to them, the problem was he did it while he was sat down with the Turkey on his knee and the lighter fluid went all down his trouser legs and inside his welly's, I tell you something that guy could dance.

 

[ianrobbo1]

judging by some of your last posts lumpy i wouldn't have thought his sexuallity would have phased you in the slightest mate

it's Lumpys new outlook on life,!! any port in the storm!!

 

[marcella]

my comments are onlky borne out of a respect for the finer qualities of another man. The babies thing is an analogyto best show this. Jeez. What a dumb Jock!! w;;v

doh! and here was me thinking you sounded more fudgey than bert:dunno: or at least definately in touch with someones feminine side

 

[marcella]

JEEZ!! are you boys still all hung up on that jeremy clarkson thing?

ffs just let it go,, its not good to carry that kind of burden around with you

dont you worry lumpy mate, there's someone for everyone chap! the next corner you turn round could see a little lumpess who's prepared to meet your inadequecies head on:yo: mind you she's not going to knock on your door, and your limiting the prospect by talking to this bunch of crossbreeds 24/7

 

[AV8TOR]

just thought I'd let Kenny in on what Mr Clarkson thinks of "his" past time!! straight from a top gear type web site!!
now I wonder which way Kenny's going to vote?? :}



Generally speaking, I don't even mind when someone else's passion is a mild irritant for other people. Microlighting, for instance. In anything above a light breeze, these airborne lawnmowers hang in the sky, making no headway at all for about six hours at a time, ruining the peace for everyone within 50 miles. But their pleasure, I suspect, far outweighs the pain the drone causes other people.

I want to change my Vote ...Lead You Blindly To Nirvana....Anybody know the GPS Lats & Longs & how far is it......Can we get somthing to eat on arrival ?

The mans a GOD Clarkson for PM :yo: :bow: :bow:

 

[marcella]

:bow: :bow: :bow:

:tosser: :tosser: :tosser: nuff said

 

[marcella]

you Jocks should be sticking together

why's that then? you lot arnt proposing another rape and pillage run are you although i dare say that now weve got long trousers and better roads you might not stand the same chance of winningg0nn3 kenny's due his own opinion lumpy! no matter how fooked up it is

 

[marcella]

But Kenny is right, you are wrong. Stat

now listen lumpy while i make you a little wiser! im in control of my destiny (a clarkson free zone as it happens) not for me the sheep like existance destined to follow the iconic acceptance of the masses, where less than able men are conjoled into buying/watching leching over items beyond they're ken, staring blankly at a screen filled with bosom, flash paint jobs and quirky retort (written by some bespectacled dweeb) to be read by a gangly, silverspoon inheriting middle/upper class plebian hating fashion mercenary.


but you seem ok if a little misguided

 

[stan the man]

FCUK.....

is this thread still going.......... d04l1ng

 

[AV8TOR]

why's that then? you lot arnt proposing another rape and pillage run are you although i dare say that now weve got long trousers and better roads you might not stand the same chance of winningg0nn3 kenny's due his own opinion lumpy! no matter how fooked up it is

No matter how fooked up it is.................... Who am I kidding ITS TRUE

 

[marcella]

No matter how fooked up it is.................... Who am I kidding ITS TRUE

im going to have to send you some dvd's kenny! the tv must get even shittier the further north you go:yo:


and stan! im as amazed as you???i think its been mostly lumpys doing though

 

[derek kelly]

Lumpy, get yourself to Specsavers mate, the title of the thread is how do you Rate Jeremy clarkson, not how do you Date him.

 

[marcella]

WTF did I do now????? :cry:

your love for jeremy is equal to my loathing and has caused this thread to exceed its life expectancy! your just to giving lumpy! learn how to dismiss with ignorence all and everyone who has surpassed your limits and all should be fine:yo:

 

[marcella]

Lumpy, get yourself to Specsavers mate, the title of the thread is how do you Rate Jeremy clarkson, not how do you Date him.

dont know if its the whisky? but that one had me lmao

 

[stan the man]

Lumpy, get yourself to Specsavers mate, the title of the thread is how do you Rate Jeremy clarkson, not how do you Date him.

fookin hell derek man :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

It's an honest mistake.

You must agree that Jezza is much higher up the gene poolk than Dorik though. Significantly higher up.

He is from Doncaster [almost midlands]

I am from Leeds, seeing as Leeds is furver norferer than wot Donny is & you have to travel darn sarf from Leeds to get to Donny & I have never ever bought any genes from Donny then how can he be higher up the gene pool?

 

[ianrobbo1]

come off it lumps !! jezzers geans will never fit Derek !! they would be too long in "T" leg!! :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

come off it lumps !! jezzers geans will never fit Derek !! they would be too long in "T" leg!! :dunno:

And biggerer in T'waist.