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How do you rate Jeremy Clarkson

  • Thread starter marcella
  • Start date

does jeremy clarkson

  • lead you blindly to nirvana

    Votes: 4 5.4%
  • float your boat

    Votes: 15 20.3%
  • mildly entertain you

    Votes: 32 43.2%
  • dont care about the sleazeball

    Votes: 8 10.8%
  • bring on bouts of nauseous infirmity

    Votes: 5 6.8%
  • reaffirm your need to disembowel

    Votes: 10 13.5%

  • Total voters
    74
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marcella

Guest
stan the man said:
sad i know...but i ain't laughed this much in ages........ :lol:
im quite impressed with how its gone too stan, did you get your dram yet then?
 

stan the man

you are not capable
marcella said:
im quite impressed with how its gone too stan, did you get your dram yet then?

'fraid not shaun...gonna take the SWMBO out tomorrow night and get bladdered :yo: :lick:
 
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Bikerbaby

Guest
total tosser who cant actually drive


if i here one more think about the fugging ford K.A is a ka stops using the intials
 
R

R2B2

Guest
marcella said:
well in order to build a worthy social circle lumpy, it might be best for you to try and curb these outbursts, have you been tested for tourretts :h
Nail on the head there Shaun! He was tested when he was a bit younger and, err, smaller.......
 

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Murt

Letch
Some say that his hair is a wig made from the trimmings of Ladies Pubes............

Some say that his trousers are cut from old fishing boat sails...........................

Some say he is an outspoken, gangly, opinionated knob head.......

I think that sometimes he is quite humourous, and the very fact we are commenting on him shows he is doing his job bl4hbl4h .

Still think that if someone could get him on a bike for a bit ( a BB perhaps ) he would change his opinions..

Murt.
 
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RHINO

Answering to nobody
Bikerbaby said:
total tosser who cant actually drive
bl4hbl4h bl4hbl4h bl4hbl4h bl4hbl4h bl4hbl4h


Are you on drugs??

I can't quite get to grips with your posts sometimes but this is in obvious
visual fook-up on your part.. So your saying JC cannot drive well??

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( Jaws, can we have a 'bullshit' smiley please)
 
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marcella

Guest
fookin ell! great isnt it? if you give me a day or two to ponder on it i'll find another crappy celeb to trash.




like stan said "havnt laughed as much in ages:lol: !"
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
I reckon JC's attitude makes a re-freshing change to the over commercial knobs that deem to call themselves presenters / journos.

This is why Topgear can only survive on the beeb. They are not bound to be polite to keep advertises happy.

I subscribe to a mag called RIB INTERNATIONAL. The editor this month took the very brave step off slagging off a rib manufacturer who advertises in his mag. The amount of support from the readership was overwhelming. Clarkson is in the same mould.

There should be more people who are prepared to stand up and not worry about being pc and say it as it is. Ok, we might not agree with everything he says, but that is what makes the world go round.

May the shaggy hair big fella cotinue to be a thorn in the side of all things that we dont want to be. :bow:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
He's a F*ckin bully
He's so far up his own arse every time he opens his mouth you can see his eyes.
He's a Wanker
He's a f*ckin prima donna


No I don't rate him at all.
 

AV8TOR

Sponsor
derek kelly said:
He's a F*ckin bully
He's so far up his own arse every time he opens his mouth you can see his eyes.
He's a Wanker
He's a f*ckin prima donna

That the things about him I like

So Voted Floats my boat

Many people are just jealous, we need a bike show in the same format come on BBC....Bullshit......Bike's...........Crursers (For the Girlie's )
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
agree about the bike show in a similar format!! :bow: too much "toadying" and complete arsholes on the one channel that makes any kind of an effort to "play" to us, :dunno:
 
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abbeytec

Guest
Oh Dear!!!

lumpy said:
the waiting list is sooool long because Clarson is a stud, prime stock, one of the best entertainers in the world, interesting, humorous, easy going, emphatic, and lot's of other superlatives.

Oh how I wish I could have his babies :xm

Lumpy, I dont know you, but I REALLY think you need help !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
marcella said:
fookin ell! great isnt it? if you give me a day or two to ponder on it i'll find another crappy celeb to trash.




like stan said "havnt laughed as much in ages:lol: !"



try graham norton shaun
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
even the man's dress sense is suspect!!! :rolleyes:
 

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marcella

Guest
Wolfie said:
try graham norton shaun
i think lumpy should have a go andy! he seems to appreciate mr nortons all encompassing talentp0pc0rn41
 
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marcella

Guest
lumpy said:
Graham Norton is an unfunny Gender bending poofta, although rich and good at what he does, so go screw yerself:lol:

Whereas Mr Clarkson, Sir, is a phenomenally talented journalist and presenter with wit and repartie to match anyone. Move over Shakespeare, Clarksons here:k
judging by some of your last posts lumpy i wouldn't have thought his sexuallity would have phased you in the slightest mate:rolleyes: :p
 
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