hospital for next 5+ days

[Murt]

I tried his slippers on whilst he was 'nodding off' ( you know how it is at that age ).. They were a bit big, but two pairs of socks should do it

I did put a kink in the oxygen pipe, but unfortunately it was the blokes in the next bed.............. Bit of gurgling went on, but nothing that can't be fixed.. ish.

Oh well

Murt

 

[mick the knife]

I did put a kink in the oxygen pipe, but unfortunately it was the blokes in the next bed

Murt

Is he a biker and have a pair of nearly new boots too ???

 

[choppernorgate]

aparently I've had a heart attack

more details to follow

John

get well soon, too cold outside a
8ree!:yo:

 

[Murt]

Is he a biker and have a pair of nearly new boots too ???

No. . . Thought of that. . Not a biker, and his watch wasn't to my liking either, strap was a bit tight. Will have to 'wander' into some other wards next time . . .

Murt.

 

[Artemis]

TRIPLE bypass? Now that's just plain greedy you know.

Chin up, soon be well enough for sweeties :lick:

 

[mick the knife]

No. . . Thought of that. . Not a biker, and his watch wasn't to my liking either, strap was a bit tight. Will have to 'wander' into some other wards next time . . .

Murt.

I find matron is the best person to ask who's got what in thier lockers.

 

[Murt]

I find matron is the best person to ask who's got what in thier lockers.

Matron!! Pah.

It was her that threw me out.
All I was doing was trying to see what happened if you swapped those little 'pads' over when the bloke in the corner is wired up to an ECG machine.

They don't half get grumpy when those alarm things go off.

fl4g71
Murt.

 

[mick the knife]

Cling film over the bed pans tends to start a few heated discussions and always good for a laugh

 

[Murt]

Cling film over the bed pans tends to start a few heated discussions and always good for a laugh

Something in the back of my mind brings a cup and two young ladies into the equation, But that must be on another site :dunno:

 

[mick the knife]

Something in the back of my mind brings a cup and two young ladies into the equation, But that must be on another site :dunno:

Nope missed that one :dunno:

When the curtains are drawn round the bed, try making farty noises and flicking Maltessers over the top. :-0)

 

[Murt]

Don't mention curtains!!
You will attract someone else onto the thread man8um

I must try the malteser trick.

Murt.

 

[bishbosh]

aparently I've had a heart attack

more details to follow

John

Wow, you must have read that Lumpy was riding a shinny blacky. Ha, but seriously hope you are well soon fella!! :yo:

 

[Quiney]

Firstly...thanks for all your good wishes folks and thankyou Murt for keeping eveyone updated.
Secondly....I thought I told you John not to run up a massive bill accessing the internet from your mobilec7u8
It's surprising what a women can do when she puts her mind to it....found his log on and password....now wasn't that clever of me...I'm sure John will be very pleased and pround of me:yo:

Just a waiting game at the moment folks, but either Murt or myself will update when we have some news....keep the banter going lads it put a smile on my face reading it all.

Sandra xx

 

[gypsy]

Firstly...thanks for all your good wishes folks and thankyou Murt for keeping eveyone updated.
Secondly....I thought I told you John not to run up a massive bill accessing the internet from your mobilec7u8
It's surprising what a women can do when she puts her mind to it....found his log on and password....now wasn't that clever of me...I'm sure John will be very pleased and pround of me:yo:

Just a waiting game at the moment folks, but either Murt or myself will update when we have some news....keep the banter going lads it put a smile on my face reading it all.

Sandra xx

Word of Warning Sandra!
Courgette cake and for that reason any other home baked cake is bad for anyone with a triple bypass (trust me i read it somewhere :-0))
so as a gesture of goodwill please send all surplus cake to ME and i will dispose of it in a environmentally friendly manner
:yo:

 

[Howard]

Get well soon mate!

Thought about getting a transfer and joining you, as I had a phone call this morning to say that my presence is required at Chester Hospital tommorow morning for a pre op...followed by an aortra bifemoral bypass next Tuesday, have been told I will be in for up to 10 days and should expect to be off work for up to 3 months.........what joy,cant wait!

Have to get together and compare our (nurses) wounds............lets leave it until next year though!!

All the best

 

[Barrie]

Sorry to hear that Howard. Hope all goes well.

 

[Murt]

Blimey Howard...

All the best with yours as well.

Keep us posted.
Murt.

 

[Dark Angel]

When the curtains are drawn round the bed, try making farty noises and flicking Maltessers over the top.

I must try the malteser trick.Murt.

Hold them in your hot, sweaty little hand until they're slightly melted and mis-shapen - they really do look like little clinkers when yer do that... :yo: ...(so I'm told!)

 

[mick the knife]

Hey Howard, just to keep on theme errrrrrrrrrrrr , what size boots do you take ?

 

[Murt]

Further update about John...

Sandra sent me a text this morning.
John had his op yesterday, Was on the table for eight hours.

She was finally allowed to see him at 03;00 this morning.

It appears the op went well, his blood pressure is a bit low, but otherwise he's stable.

Thoughts are with you, (Both John and Sandra !)

Wishing you a good, speedy recovery John.

I have a spy in the hospital who will be reporting back if she can get onto the ward, any updates will be posted ;-0))


Murt.