the Saltire is better though.
Known as "flag Mike" in the Royal Navy used when there was a Medical emergency if memory serves.
the Saltire is better though.
English by birth and proud of her.
sorry just read you are a jock that explains it.
Yep. "Keeping the english on their toes since the 13th century"...8rfl@
By the way it aint all true you know some people apart from the jocks like them as well. Now Now run along and get me some more oil whilst me and my country support you in everything you do,
Daft sod it ain't your oil or ours. It's the yanks....
And your country (and your right to talk borrox) is being supported by a disproportionate number of Scots, Welsh and Irish service personnel. There are less english lads (and lassies) per head of population currently serving than the other three parts of GB. Recruitment is up in three of the four parts of Britain...care to hazard a guess which one's not providing as many "warriors"....p0pc0rn41
tell you what, lets get all the jocks out of the english government, stop sending them millions and millions of english pounds a year to help their little government, bring our oil into an english port so theirs dry up.
So if you were to "get all the jocks out of the British Armed Forces", along with Welsh and Irish...you'd be pretty f*cked if the Argies came back for the Isle of Wight, The Channel Isles, The Isle of Man, Gib.....
Still you could always recruit some more Ghurkhas, Fijians, Jamaicans, etc....;-0))
And as for the union flag, feck off the cross of st george in the only flag worth having.
Shame you've got to share it with so many european regions, states, cities and the odd country.
Still, puts a smile on my face when you keep rolling out the Union Jack as the flag of england. In case you hadn't noticed..you're proudly wavy two other flags....@tu*
2 other flags??? think you mean 3, as the union flag is made up of 4 flags, but as i dont recognise the union the union flag, it means nothing to me, the cross of st george is the only flag.
The Union Jack is made up of the flags of the three saints, Andrew, George and Patrick.
As for the services, i dont believe in war, but as you brought it up, we kicked your feckin arse, and the welsh and the irish so in fact scotland and her likes are just another part of england, in fact she is considered as the northern part of england. Same as wales is the western part of englands main land and ireland is where we get our navvies from to do the hard work we dont want to do.
"we kicked your feckin arse" - errr, when? Bannockburn effectively saw off your so-called claims to the Scottish throne. There were a few minor rematches after that, but nothing much to mention. Culloden? - that was more like civil war, Scot fighting Scot. And you lot with a german in charge (same as the current lot). Your use of Welsh bowman, Irish and european mercenaries over the centuries speaks volumes...p0pc0rn41
Now if all the extreme parts of england want independence let them have it i say, but we as in the only country worth talking about england, dont give them a single penny, Not so long ago england was given scotland more money in grants aid etc than it was giving to third world countries etc.
Nigh on impossible to prove that one. Even the English Nationalists have given up using that excuse and gone back to the "Scottish politicians meddling in English-only legislation" whinge. Funny, now that the shoe's on the other foot you lot don't like it. We've had to put up with english politicians voting on Scottish-only legislation for CENTURIES.....F1sh1ing
Are you east sider by chance?? cause you know as well as i go edinburgh is just little england, but full of people who pretend to be jocks, plastic jocks they are called. Where as i am a FEB and proud to be called so.
PS the irish clan Scot sailed across the sea and settled in your low lands and moved east and north, the other clans in ireland called the area scotland after the clan of petrol drinking lazy shietes who went there in the first place.
"Are you east sider by chance?" - nope, West Highlands. Edinburgh is a dump, true. Full of english people who sold up and moved north to escape the shit life in suburban England. In fact you'll find them all over the Highlands. It's like a mini invasion....bloody tourist board...! ;-0))
He's also a REP
and an ONANIST
In general I still like living here apart from the winters, the fact that daft sods keep on voting labour in ( and then same daft sods have the audacity to whinge like feck when conservatives get in and have to impose austerity measures to dig up out of the hole labour left us in ), the roads, the lack of space due to foreign imports..
" Not one of us could find a good reason as to why we would want to return.
Some could on peeps, what reasons are there to stay / return to Britain ?
"
Not whingeing at you at all...but rather because I'd like to know why Osprey bothered posting the above? :dunno:
Are you looking for a reason to return, Osprey or were you, as I suspect, just baiting the hook? p0pc0rn41
and french dont forget@tu*He's also a REP
and an ONANIST
He's also a REP
Corded fabric?
and an ONANIST
He's also a REP
and an ONANIST
Lol enjoyed this read very educational especially seeing that I am a South African that immigrated to the United Kingdom only to find that I live in Scotland, Edinburgh to be precise which made me wonder...where the English people you speak of? Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent...never found or even heard one here. I would say Edinburgh is the most culturally diverse city I have ever been in. Since living here I have made friends with:
Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, French...and loads more places I have never even heard of and found it absolutely amazing! So back to the question at hand..to the ex-pats... you left for a reason same as I left my country. Would I go back...not as long as the reason I left in the first place exists. Do I miss my country? Hell yes, but at the same time I am ashamed of what the news depicts of my country. Do I hate the UK? Yeah there is things that piss me of and gets me really worked up. The benefit thieving drug abusing gets all for nothing steals my shit human rights concious insurance raising environmental deteriorating impacting on social health pieces of shit that is being looked after by hard working people who will never be looked after that well if they needed it and the weather..otherwise not a bad gag red meat could be cheaper and sold in bulk with plenty of fat on it..light in the rain BBQ could be invented and tan in cloudy weather lotion should top it off to be all thats needed.
"Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent."
This has been my leading hobby for years. My "must do check list" when I was 18 was as follows;
Stable girl in jodhpurs
Policewoman (uniformed)
A Female University lecturer
Anything married and willing aged at least 40
Any American girl
Had the list done and dusted 5 weeks before my 20th birthday. It's amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it. :-0)
"Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent."
NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic).
thats the wrong side of the fence for my relatives up there, but a phrase i do like to use at weddings, partys and the odd funeral.
Stepfather originally came from Donegal (before moving to Glasgow) so we might have something in common after all...
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...
english by birth, and some say did what others were afraid to do.
Not too bright though, if he'd waited a bit longer the Pro- and Anti-Jacobites would've fought themselves to a standstill without him lifting a finger....b0x2
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
thanks, we owe you for him.
Well you've now got a tory englishman called Cameron....
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
I own england it is mine, its my england.
Made in China it says on the bottom....h1d1ng2
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...!
no thanks, seen them, wife had aunts and uncles from there( they got posh and moved from barrhead), strangest dancing i have ever seen, they were line dancing to abba
Sounds familiar...8rfl@8rfl@ The dress sense is a bit weird too....Bay City Rollers meets Oxfam.
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
see early thread only jock men wear a dress, and cider is the biggest hit down here now, every fecker is drinking it.
Nothin wrong with a bit of weekend crossdressing....:-0)
Quite partial to a drop of apple juice in the summer...or a decent pale ale. Makes a change from Guinness or real ale (one of the better english products).
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
thats cause all the jocks who have moved down here, Also cost of living is a lot higher here, helps the gov. to give you lot your grants see.
Tis an invasion. I'm actually a one-man occupying force. Drew the short straw with Portsmouth, though....:xm
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
Wear the red and white you know its right