Two things absolutely f*ck me off about this thread...
1. All you f*ckwits that bang about being english (note the small "e") like you're a human stick of rock....cut you open and it'll say "english till I die".
Get f*ckin real...you're a mongrel race made up of...among others ...the french, germans, scandinavians, romans, spanish...the list goes on.
If you showed up at Crufts you'd be shown the door, with a well placed Savil Row brogue up yer arse...
2. You f*ckin ex-pats. If life's so f*ckin great abroad how come your always witterin on about it to us... If I'd won the Euromillions I wouldn't be sat on a f*ckin "wot I'd do if I won the lottery" forum I'd be off spending the dosh without a second glance.
Why don't you admit it, yer f*ckin homesick cos yer adoptive country doesn't have half the things that you miss about Britain and the f*ckin natives hate yer guts..
Rant over.
Scot...Brit...and f*ckin proud to still be here in Great Britain.
I happen to like the Union Jack...the rest of you so-called nationalistic twats can go f*ck yerselves.