To keep spirits up in these difficult times I decided to launch a competition with a prize of one of my clocks free & for nowt, posted to a uk address of your choice
Rules
The funny one wins
It must be about you or something you were very closely involved in, no s/h hearsay rubbish
Fully paid up members only
Runs for a week from today
Here is a mildly funny one of mine to get you started
Back in the 80's I was (cough) 'seeing' a young lady who's dad had a real hate for scruffy biker types so I had never actually met him (me being his worst nightmare at that time)
One sunny afternoon things were getting interesting in her bedroom when we hear a noise at the front door, I peek through the curtains to see a monster of a man collecting shopping from a car & she says "ooh shit its my dad" This bloke is a good 6'4" & carrying a dozen heavy looking bags in each huge hand with all the effort it would take me to lift a pint
Fook its time to get out of here! so I dive out the window onto the garage roof clad in underpants, one sock & trainers, she chucks the rest of my kit out, I grab it pile off the roof onto next door's drive & leg it as fast as my skinny legs will carry me
The upshot of this is one red faced skinny bloke huffing like a steam train getting dressed in a bus stop half a mile away, just as the bus from town pulls up & disgorges 20+ happy shoppers
Rules
The funny one wins
It must be about you or something you were very closely involved in, no s/h hearsay rubbish
Fully paid up members only
Runs for a week from today
Here is a mildly funny one of mine to get you started
Back in the 80's I was (cough) 'seeing' a young lady who's dad had a real hate for scruffy biker types so I had never actually met him (me being his worst nightmare at that time)
One sunny afternoon things were getting interesting in her bedroom when we hear a noise at the front door, I peek through the curtains to see a monster of a man collecting shopping from a car & she says "ooh shit its my dad" This bloke is a good 6'4" & carrying a dozen heavy looking bags in each huge hand with all the effort it would take me to lift a pint
Fook its time to get out of here! so I dive out the window onto the garage roof clad in underpants, one sock & trainers, she chucks the rest of my kit out, I grab it pile off the roof onto next door's drive & leg it as fast as my skinny legs will carry me
The upshot of this is one red faced skinny bloke huffing like a steam train getting dressed in a bus stop half a mile away, just as the bus from town pulls up & disgorges 20+ happy shoppers
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