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Boggymarsh
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Eight pages of utter bollocks....I love it!
I was modifying it for the benefit of Southerners :-0)
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McMuckles
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Seems a rather tiresome debate on what is really an issue that can be easily fixed.
When filling up, I tend to let my dick dangle out of my trousers, this has the effect of taking the cashiers mind off the crash lid issue, it always seems to break the ice, although it does make some female cashiers a touch withdrawn.
It is best to ensure that you are in the flaccid state, as an erection could be interpreted as an act of aggression or as in pointing a finger plain rude
When filling up, I tend to let my dick dangle out of my trousers, this has the effect of taking the cashiers mind off the crash lid issue, it always seems to break the ice, although it does make some female cashiers a touch withdrawn.
It is best to ensure that you are in the flaccid state, as an erection could be interpreted as an act of aggression or as in pointing a finger plain rude
Punchy
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Haven't got a clue Andy
But I doubt it is many as it certainly hasn't appeared in any news I've read/watched etc!:-0)
But I doubt it is many as it certainly hasn't appeared in any news I've read/watched etc!:-0)
Forecourt crime has reduced dramatically since the introduction of cameras, NPR, panic button direct to local cop shop.
This will not deter the most determined robber who will turn up in a stolen car or on a stolen bike & wear a disguise & if they are wearing a helmet they will not pull up at the pumps & wait to be told to remove their lid.
Incidentally Bev's uncle used to own a petrol station on Stanningly road in Leeds, he had a number of cases with people driving off without paying, not one of them was a biker, he didn't insist on riders removing their lids & neither he nor his staff suffered because of it.
The argument that staff may feel intimidated is a load of bollox, what if they feel intimidated by people with beards do they make them shave before they serve them
Some petrol station owners are twats & have little man syndrome they bully their staff into imposing stupid rules that they probably don't have the balls to impose face to face.
There is a petrol station in Barnsley not far from the Hospital, I have called in there on a couple of occasions & seen some of the staff stood outside smoking, they put their cigarette ends in the sand skip (the one they use when there's a spillage) I am sure there are many stations like this but what would be said if you were to roll up with a cig in your gob?
This will not deter the most determined robber who will turn up in a stolen car or on a stolen bike & wear a disguise & if they are wearing a helmet they will not pull up at the pumps & wait to be told to remove their lid.
Incidentally Bev's uncle used to own a petrol station on Stanningly road in Leeds, he had a number of cases with people driving off without paying, not one of them was a biker, he didn't insist on riders removing their lids & neither he nor his staff suffered because of it.
The argument that staff may feel intimidated is a load of bollox, what if they feel intimidated by people with beards do they make them shave before they serve them
Some petrol station owners are twats & have little man syndrome they bully their staff into imposing stupid rules that they probably don't have the balls to impose face to face.
There is a petrol station in Barnsley not far from the Hospital, I have called in there on a couple of occasions & seen some of the staff stood outside smoking, they put their cigarette ends in the sand skip (the one they use when there's a spillage) I am sure there are many stations like this but what would be said if you were to roll up with a cig in your gob?
gypsy
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Should be fun this weekend:-0)
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fivetide
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The burka thing will always get you no-where.
I remember one of the TV progs doing a feature on this and they went in dressed as a Clown, as Elvis etc. Nothing to do with racism, they were obviously in a disguise so that blows the whole "it's a disguise" thing out of the water.
They should have a sign displayed somewhere, usually on the door to say remove your lid. The petrol station in Jedburgh does it now and it's usually very busy. I was asked to remove a flip up lid in there and I have to say, I took an absolute age to do it - and put it on again.
Agree on rudeness, like people using mobiles when speaking to people behind a counter but that was pedantry of the highest order and was treated as such.
Never swore though.
5t.
I remember one of the TV progs doing a feature on this and they went in dressed as a Clown, as Elvis etc. Nothing to do with racism, they were obviously in a disguise so that blows the whole "it's a disguise" thing out of the water.
They should have a sign displayed somewhere, usually on the door to say remove your lid. The petrol station in Jedburgh does it now and it's usually very busy. I was asked to remove a flip up lid in there and I have to say, I took an absolute age to do it - and put it on again.
Agree on rudeness, like people using mobiles when speaking to people behind a counter but that was pedantry of the highest order and was treated as such.
Never swore though.
5t.
I thought about this a bit more last night and realised that I've only been asked to remove my helmet on one occasion.
I was asked to take it off at a drive through McDonalds about 15 years ago in Llantrisant after I'd ordered a Big Mac. (Don't normally eat that shite, had been out on the EXUP all day and didn't fancy cooking that night).
Anyway, I asked why and was told "security reasons". I asked again and on what grounds and got the same answer.
Obviously, I was outside sat on the bike with the engine running, I had a fiver in my paw and she was inside behind the counter. All she had to do was take the money, give me my change and wave me on to the next counter. Job done.
I told her to forget it and went home and cooked instead.
I was asked to take it off at a drive through McDonalds about 15 years ago in Llantrisant after I'd ordered a Big Mac. (Don't normally eat that shite, had been out on the EXUP all day and didn't fancy cooking that night).
Anyway, I asked why and was told "security reasons". I asked again and on what grounds and got the same answer.
Obviously, I was outside sat on the bike with the engine running, I had a fiver in my paw and she was inside behind the counter. All she had to do was take the money, give me my change and wave me on to the next counter. Job done.
I told her to forget it and went home and cooked instead.
gypsy
MAN on the PAN
that is of course you haven't stolen it:-0)