arse licking to the nth degree!!

[derek kelly]

so all the shit heads living in it can fight, and bugger themselves to death, hang on, dont they do that now?

Yes then give birth to Norfolkonians

 

[mick the knife]

Yes then give birth to Norfolkonians

Isn't there a quote in the bible " when man cometh from man" etc etc, trust the bloody northern louts to bring on Armagedon,:tosser: 's

 

[Fat Bert]

Armageddon??

That was a serioulsy funny clip about a bloke who popped a hamster up his mate's arse

When said rodent got stuck he lit a match to see if it could be spotted

Recipient bloke then passed wind - blew the hamster out - his mate suffered serious facial burns

The hamster was blown out to a shout of "Armaggedon"

Has anyone got that clip - funny as fook!

I'm sure it was a hamster - theragin could have been a weasel

 

[mick the knife]

That was a serioulsy funny clip about a bloke who popped a hamster up his mate's arse

When said rodent got stuck he lit a match to see if it could be spotted

Recipient bloke then passed wind - blew the hamster out - his mate suffered serious facial burns

The hamster was blown out to a shout of "Armaggedon"

Has anyone got that clip - funny as fook!

I'm sure it was a hamster - theragin could have been a weasel

Yes I remember, filmed in Yorkshire. Might have been a ferret, they do strange things with ferrets , they're good at doing things with ferrets.

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Yes I remember, filmed in Yorkshire. Might have been a ferret, they do strange things with ferrets , they're good at doing things with ferrets.

There speaks the Bog Dwellers Voice of Experience

 

[derek kelly]

This one is specially for you Muck the wife, I realise that Geography isn't your strongest subject so I'm posting this map to show you that Midlanders are not Northerners, to gain a true perspective the map should be angled with the tip of Scotland [the bit at the top] to the left

 

[mick the knife]

This one is specially for you Muck the wife, I realise that Geography isn't your strongest subject so I'm posting this map to show you that Midlanders are not Northerners, to gain a true perspective the map should be angled with the tip of Scotland [the bit at the top] to the left

When we find shit on the pitch it's shit, we dont care which animal it's from it's shit. We call it shit, everyone know it's shit.

 

[derek kelly]

When we find shit on the pitch it's shit, we dont care which animal it's from it's shit. We call it shit, everyone know it's shit.

And there's loads of it about in Norfolk man8um

 

[mick the knife]

And there's loads of it about in Norfolk man8um

101% correct, they come here on holiday and when they retire the wrinkly old feckers come back here. You cant go anywhere without the piss ridden stinking senille old feckers getting under your feet mumbling stuff like "eebygum" and "eckythump" and the worst of all " down int pitt"
Summer months they're referred to as the "fish and chip brigade" and the rest of the year " social service drains"

 

[martin]

Fookin ell. Durex ya twat what about us nottinghamshire lads dont we get a label on the map.

Bog dweller, dont ya think it's about time ya passed the brain cell on to another carrot munching snorkeler. You'll wear the fecker out.

And thats another thing, I notice the skirt wearing heathens from north of the border are being very quite or are the bog dwellers shearing the same brain cell as them. Pass it on miff the wiff. Tosser

 

[mick the knife]

Fookin ell. Durex ya twat what about us nottinghamshire lads dont we get a label on the map.

Bog dweller, dont ya think it's about time ya passed the brain cell on to another carrot munching snorkeler. You'll wear the fecker out.

And thats another thing, I notice the skirt wearing heathens from north of the border are being very quite or are the bog dwellers shearing the same brain cell as them. Pass it on miff the wiff. Tosser

Don't think there's anymore true Norfolkonians on here, they're all immigrants to the county, to get away from the shit heads :tosser: er

Only thing wrong with the Scotts is that they learnt to climb that fecking wall the Itide builders didnt make high enough.

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Don't involve the Kilted Brigade - even worse don't encourge Wilf the Wannabee on here


























Cue Wolfie the Weasel

 

[derek kelly]

Fookin ell. Durex ya twat what about us nottinghamshire lads dont we get a label on the map.

Look closer you Midland twat, Ok M'duck

 

[mick the knife]

Dont think they've got the bottle to show there faces on here, they tend to stick together and get tribal. haggis shagging feckers

 

[martin]

Don't involve the Kilted Brigade - even worse don't encourge Wilf the Wannabee on here


























Cue Wolfie the Weasel

Look iv told you before, the weasel is the lazy twat from wakefield. Do keep up fudgy.

Some come on then ya kilted wonders what ya waiting for.

 

[martin]

Dont think they've got the bottle to show there faces on here, they tend to stick together and get tribal. haggis shagging feckers

Bit like all the wankers that live on the outer edges of the country, eh bog dweller.

 

[mick the knife]

Bit like all the wankers that live on the outer edges of the country, eh bog dweller.

Just like shit, where's it thickest, yup in the middle.

 

[martin]

And talking of shite. If you look at Durex's map you will see that bog dweller land sticks out from the country like a big fat arse. Now where does shit normally come from???? I rest my case. You must have swalowed some of the bog you were snorkelling in.

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Unlike the Bog Snorklers of Suffolk!

 

[martin]

Feckin classic