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arse licking to the nth degree!!

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
derek kelly said:
Martin get yerself a map of England, Essex is a county & has never been anywhere near Yorkshire, mind you stuck in the Midlands you won't have a clue about directions except for putting the pork sword northwards up the brown ring man8um

Who asked your opinion Durex. Nice pic of you and robbo in ya avatar tho. :lol:
 

derek kelly

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martin said:
Who asked your opinion Durex. Nice pic of you and robbo in ya avatar tho. :lol:



Consider yourself honoured people pay good money for my opinion, the Avatar is actually Rhino & Robbo as I am far too tall, handsome & good looking for it to be me, I was looking for an Avatar for you but the proctology department wouldn't let me have any of their photo's
 

mick the knife

Registered User
martin said:
Ah but it beats bog snorkelling any day g0nn3
We dredge our bogs and dykes to get rid of all the foul rotting waste and evil smelling shit or as we call it around here northerners
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
derek kelly said:
Consider yourself honoured people pay good money for my opinion, the Avatar is actually Rhino & Robbo as I am far too tall, handsome & good looking for it to be me, I was looking for an Avatar for you but the proctology department wouldn't let me have any of their photo's

Must have been taken with a webcam then :p

MTK, what you do with your 'dykes' aint nowt to do with me.
 

derek kelly

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mick the knife said:
An entertaining read I'll grant you, but difficult for us Norfolkonians to join in with. We are naturally of an higher intellegence than the inbreds from north of the county, thus making it difficult to be abusive. Perhaps if I lived in amongst the coal dust, industrial waste and shit, perhaps then I might also be a thick headed, ignorant, gobby, arse licking, wanking, imbred, shit head, no dick twat, to.





At least we Northern folk can spell & have a decent command of the spoken language.

Just to help you: Intelligence, Inbred, & the word to should have been too, meaning also................


































Thick Turkey necked twat man8um
 

mick the knife

Registered User
derek kelly said:
At least we Northern folk can spell & have a decent command of the spoken language.

Just to help you: Intelligence, Inbred, & the word to should have been too, meaning also...............
Well thats just backed up my previous statement, thick headed and gobby. I must have left out interfering and arrogant. Who the feck asked for your worthless know all know nothing opinion. We dont you pi55 off and try and upset someone who gives a shit. :tosser:
 

derek kelly

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mick the knife said:
pi55 off and try and upset someone who gives a shit. :tosser:



You obviously do :f ......Note to self 'Tractor boys do have feelings'
 

mick the knife

Registered User
stan the man said:
now,now gents....play nicely..y'hear... b0x2
And who the fecking hell asked you to shout yer fecking gob off, go and put some more rust tec on yer suzzy .g0nn3
 

derek kelly

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mick the knife said:
Typical Northen boy, no sense no feelingman8um



Typical Stereotyping :rolleyes: I do have feelings as I was feckin freezing earlier. I am now going to watch Trial & retribution so I will leave you all to your remedial ramblings, I may catch up with you all later if it is not beyond your respective bed times, as stan says play nicely. :p
 

stan the man

you are not capable
mick the palet knife said:
And who the fecking hell asked you to shout yer fecking gob off, go and put some more rust tec on yer suzzy .g0nn3

i might as well if you load of tossers are gonna carry on like women d34l
 

stan the man

you are not capable
mick the knife said:
It's gonna be quite now, all the girlies have gone to watch telly














































and grease the rusty bits.h1d1ng2

can't......



























i've run out of grease......

























would vaseline do.... man8um
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
stan the man said:
i might as well if you load of tossers are gonna carry on like women d34l
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[QUOTEmick the knife] all the girlies have gone to watch telly [/QUOTE]
OI again!!!!!!



Real girlies can watch telly and type!!!!!!!
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Smix said:
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[QUOTEmick the knife] all the girlies have gone to watch telly
OI again!!!!!!



Real girlies can watch telly and type!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

I was on the verge to have a go at the new contender, but couldnt do it, you're just to nice. So I guess this thread has now taken a soft turn.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
You great wuss!!!!!!!!!! Get on with it - or at least abuse someone else!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll go away and leave you tough guys to your abuse so you can be abusive in peace without a girlie being involved!!!!!!!!!!!! h1d1ng2
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Smix said:
You great wuss!!!!!!!!!! Get on with it - or at least abuse someone else!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll go away and leave you tough guys to your abuse so you can be abusive in peace without a girlie being involved!!!!!!!!!!!! h1d1ng2
No wuss, just a gentleman as I have no wish to upset someone of the fairer sex, now feck off and go do girlie things like cook clean hoover and the washing.
 
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