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Murt

Murt

Letch
gypsy said:
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Gippo ya bastid.

Just bunged my keyboard up with sprayed biscuit. :bow:

Murt.
 
mick the knife

mick the knife

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Come on guys stop taking the piss
Of all the people I'd never thought you'd act like a bunch of cocks
Call yer self mates, what a load of pricks
Kindergarten kids would behave better than you knobs

Go on help the guy, thats what we do on here
Ordinary folks just wouldnt understand
Normally there's always a few taking the urine, but never this many
Each to their own I s'pose

Silly of yer Tank to think you'd get away with it
Otherwise very brave effort and I admire your bottle
For what it's worth, in a year or two some people may have forgotten this tread
Till then it'll prolly be hell, and I wont mention it again
 
Murt

Murt

Letch
Ok MTK.
You are right.

Most of the replies have been by complete Dicks...
It must be hard to have this sort of reply to a very simple request, and having this sort of flaccid reply can't help matters.

I'm sorry.

Murt.
 
stan the man

stan the man

you are not capable
mick the knife said:
Come on guys stop taking the piss
Of all the people I'd never thought you'd act like a bunch of cocks
Call yer self mates, what a load of pricks
Kindergarten kids would behave better than you knobs

Go on help the guy, thats what we do on here
Ordinary folks just wouldnt understand
Normally there's always a few taking the urine, but never this many
Each to their own I s'pose

Silly of yer Tank to think you'd get away with it
Otherwise very brave effort and I admire your bottle
For what it's worth, in a year or two some people may have forgotten this tread
Till then it'll prolly be hell, and I wont mention it again
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feck me..can we have the proper mick back please!!
 
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karlos2000

Guest
forget the pump ......

?30 worth of Amsterdam' finest tart, if there's no response, he knows where he stands ...... there's always Airfix kits or knitting .........
 
Artemis

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Take no notice, Tank. What do you care what they think. You and Pam know the truth.
 
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willibet

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I'm sorry this went all downhill - I was genuinely interested in the replies about the effectiveness of these pumps on here, because I wish I had an 8" dick...
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instead of this f*cking big thing.
 
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