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Zips

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Why is it that every set of Leathers I've had the trouser zip has broken, when I got this set of leathers I noticed that the Zip was bent slightly so I knew that it was only a matter of time before it broke, just come back from the gym and yes it broke, no problem I'll just do what I did with my last set and put one of those circular key loops through it, but it is annoying that you fork out good money for a set of leathers and the zips are never adequate, anybody else have this problem or is it just us fat bastards? even though I am now a slimmer fat bastard
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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You must be pulling on it too hard !!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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BlackBirdBaz said:
You must be pulling on it too hard !!


I'm talking about my zips Baz, :eek:


regarding the other thing when I was a youth, when I got an erection I couldn't bend it with two hands, now when I get one I can bend it with one hand, which just proves that I am a lot stronger now than when I was a youth.
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
Talk about going off topic !! man8um
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
I was talking about Zips and you got your dick out !!
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
:bow: so it IS possible to "hijack" your own thread!! :eek:
AND with just the two people posting, :bow: :}
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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ianrobbo1 said:
:bow: so it IS possible to "hijack" your own thread!! :eek:
AND with just the two people posting, :bow: :}


It's my thread and I'll do what I like with it so there :neenaw:
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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derek kelly said:
It's my thread and I'll do what I like with it so there :neenaw:
You need more thread in your zip to prevent further fallout
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Ian! How the F*ck did you manage to get a photo of the Dragon in law? most people turn to stone when they look at her :eek: you must have a bloody good camera :bow: :bow:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I have,!!!! :bow: but its still NOT good enough to put "hair" on your head though :dunno: :rolleyes:
 
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Fat Bert

Registered User
Hijack Alert

You'll need to get this thread referred to Lumpy as he's in charge of "Zip Fatigue" Division"
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
ianrobbo1 said:
I have,!!!! :bow: but its still NOT good enough to put "hair" on your head though :dunno: :rolleyes:

And I just thought he had a big crown :neenaw:
 

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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I can see what you mean :eek:

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I dare not post some of the "others" wearing "crowns" eh"" Richard/Linz/Roxxo etc !! :rolleyes:
 
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