Your never alone with a BIRD

[The Doctor]

Hi all,
Just 'one of those days'! :bang:
Last night's London rush hour, traffic lanes merging at 5mph, a huge BMW (car natch!) pushed my slider towards my fairing - he wanted to get in front of a Transit he'd been jostling. I lent on his bonnet and smiled d04l1ng - he knew what he needed cos he locked his doors.

Today, 7.30am M4 Eastwards bloke on a red BIRD came by, all thumbs up and good cheer, made me smile for ages. Cheers mate - I tried to catch you up cos your brake light's a bit dim....think your reg T 360 ??? w;;v

Am blinging my bike a bit (Jaws bit polite on that!), - pics to follow.

 

[Artemis]

Ooh, ooh, hello little boy, want a sweetie????

 

[mick the knife]

Ooh, ooh, hello little boy, want a sweetie????

No he dosn't for Gods sake, he's a doctor and know how bad sugar is for you!!!























































I'll have his.....

 

[Artemis]

No he dosn't for Gods sake, he's a doctor and know how bad sugar is for you!!!

I'll have his.....

Just as well, because I had to chuck the tiger nuts as you never finished them. Got one squirrel shit left though.

 

[Steamy]

Evening Doc, welcome to the group. Any chance you could have a look at this for me.....man8um There we go, got some abuse in straight away.

Enjoy the madhouse here, but if you're a proper doc then you'll be used to a bunch of head-the-ball's already!w;;v

 

[Duck n Dive]

Welcome to the madhouse...... nice one :yo::yo::yo:


Arty, just what are you trying to do frightening folks by waving squirrell shit nuts around the place..........(mind you they proly just fell off the way those things shake about!!)

 

[Artemis]

Welcome to the madhouse...... nice one :yo::yo::yo:


Arty, just what are you trying to do frightening folks by waving squirrell shit nuts around the place..........(mind you they proly just fell off the way those things shake about!!)

Translation for the uninitiated:-
Squirrel Shit = Ferraro Rocher (ask Embabe)
Tiger Nuts = Tiger Nuts (ask MTK)

 

[mick the knife]

Got one squirrel shit left though.

That dosen't surprise me, you could be saying the same things in many years to come.

 

[Artemis]

That dosen't surprise me, you could be saying the same things in many years to come.

This from the man who was the first ever to receive an Artemis sweetie.

Ungrateful wretch!

 

[mick the knife]

This from the man who was the first ever to receive an Artemis sweetie.

Ungrateful wretch!

When a very scary lady shove squirrel shit in your face it would seem unwise to object at the time. Distance seems to hold more valour.

 

[Artemis]

When a very scary lady shove squirrel shit in your face it would seem unwise to object at the time. Distance seems to hold more valour.

100 points awarded to the valiant man (at distance) who made I laugh out loud :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[Bogieknight]

Welcome Doc.

Take care in that traffic; too many tossers in cages out there that like to intimidate bikers.

Nice to have another medical person on here; In some circles I'm know as Dr. Sex Ambulance.

 

[big harv]

Welcome Doc.

Take care in that traffic; too many tossers in cages out there that like to intimidate bikers.

Nice to have another medical person on here; In some circles I'm know as Dr. Sex Ambulance.

3ck04 3ck04 3ck04

Welcome doc can you arrange a nurse to clean up the barff please

 

[The Doctor]

Diagnostic clues

Err..bin offered sweets, bums n nuts and mild chastisement.....I may be a BIRD virgin, but REALLY! Whatever next? :lick:

 

[derek kelly]

No he dosn't for Gods sake, he's a doctor and know how bad sugar is for you!!!

All together now.....

Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go do'own the medicine go down.


Tiger nuts? no wonder Tigers are an endangered species

 

[mick the knife]

Err..bin offered sweets, bums n nuts and mild chastisement.....I may be a BIRD virgin, but REALLY! Whatever next? :lick:

Dont worry Doc, they're just getting started. There's plenty of depravity to sink to yet.

 

[Smix]

lol w4lc0m3 to the Nuthouse!!!



but the BIRDs are a friendly lot, so don't be put of by the lunacy!!!!! w;;v

 

[Coggy]

Err..bin offered sweets, bums n nuts and mild chastisement.....I may be a BIRD virgin, but REALLY! Whatever next? :lick:

Just think yourself lucky that you've not been here a while...
:violin:

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah...know how you guys feel..

I too wake up some mornings and wonder if its worth biting thru the straps.


PS

Those 'sweets' Arty gives you?....well they aint!

 

[Artemis]

PS

Those 'sweets' Arty gives you?....well they aint!

OK, who squealed?????