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Wolfie

Is a lunp
mick the knife said:
Hey buddy, my missus has just clocked your names thingy, and would like to know if you`d like your balls tied behind your ears! ( but I`m not telling you her name but you`re right)



why I never named her!!! tell her to blame her mum and dad.
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
stan the man said:
Lisa - 1. Will take all your money and run, 2. gets turned on by porn,and 3. smack poor defenseless stanley around the head h1d1ng2
1. See above
2. Maybe.....................
3. Defenceless? OK slap stanley, yes, he's male isn't he?
 

Howard

Registered User
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

It's all true,true,true! But got a great collection of Porn!
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
Can't see Silverfox on there anywhere....

But as a fecking trainspotter who married a woman who wants to be a man :cry:
I gonna sell the bike and buy a Hornby, or is that Hornby Donaldson.
 

bub1664

eddie yates mate
no bub on there, but ladies im 9 stone of pure adonis, master in 8 different martial arts, got a 10 incher & can breathe through my ears























ps.... im also married... lucky lady
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.

Oi Wolfie,
Always a winning combination when we attend the BASH.

LOL at sponge Bob's description!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
PsychoBikerBen said:
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.

Oi Wolfie,
Always a winning combination when we attend the BASH.

LOL at sponge Bob's description!


fuck mate, i would avoid them like a case of the clap!!!
always said orms was a mouse mounter didnt i!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Mozza

Guest
"Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay."

guess i better not show the wife this then..........she does worry bless.
oh and for the record.....not gay.......pink for me everytime.......when im blessed enough to get it that is......what's the number for that swingers club again?????????man8um
 
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Trumpet

Guest
I have re-written my description and am sucessfully using the list to entice girls.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual :lol: :lol: :lol:


Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.


ben this thing is spot on so far!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.



or

Pee-air - cakpipe cosmonaut, YMCA fan
 

matsdad

Registered User
silverfox.xx said:
Can't see Silverfox on there anywhere....

But as a fecking trainspotter who married a woman who wants to be a man :cry:
I gonna sell the bike and buy a Hornby, or is that Hornby Donaldson.


you must be gutted not to be going to holland by train now.
you'll miss out on the engine number.

:yo:
 
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