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Malone

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My sister phoned me this morning, that’s a bit unusual we normal text by Whatsapp. She sounded rather upset and explained the problem.

Firstly a bit of background info, a few days ago when I was visiting she mentioned her boot lock was sticking on her car. I checked it over and decided it’s probably an intermittent ecu fault - go get it booked in for investigation I can’t help out.

Anyhow, she said to me, you know I’ve had a problem with the boot lock well I was walking the dogs, put them in the car, threw in the leads for all 3 off them, and dropped the keys in at the same time by mistake and shut the boot. The car is locked because she only unlocked the boot. And now she can’t get in.

Why didn’t you call your partner - can’t he’s in France checking over their other house. OK, I suppose I can go to your house for the spare set of keys, but I’d have to break in as it’s locked.

That’s no good she says, the spare set is in the car ready for her to get the car checked over :facepalm: So both sets are in the car, marvellous!

OK I called my pal so he could see if he could get a blank key cut, but VW also can only order keys which would take days. I’m prepared to break a window if necessary, we need to rescue the dogs before they overheat. Looking around her car there isn’t provision to use a key from outside, I’ve looked at mine and that also doesn’t have key holes. So what do you do if the fob battery fails and you’re away from anywhere to get a battery? I’ll investigate that.

She isn’t AA or RAC or Green Flag etc. it’s getting even better :mad: so she phoned her insurance company and to her delight she has breakdown with them on her policy. They called the breakdown company and amazingly a van turned up inside 30 minutes. I’m impressed.

The mechanic took out a selection of wedges and bars and by levering the upper edge of the door finagled a rod inside to click the door lock release button - it didn’t work. I’m only now thinking that as the car had been locked by fob it was disabled and immobilised, maybe?

Then, amazingly, bearing in mind the ‘lost’ keys were dropped in the boot and inaccessible, he noticed that the spare keys were on display in the centre console - amazing, absolutely perfect for an opportunist thief to break in and drive away. So that’s what the mechanic attempted. He lifted the keys with one of his bendy rods and brought it up to the gap he’d made between the door and bodywork - and couldn’t get them through as he couldn’t lever the top of the door too far without breaking the glass.

onto plan b, he then replaced the keys on the drivers seat, and then pressed the unlock button using the rod. The door’s open, the dogs are saved and all is well.

What a performance. The mechanic said he loves this sort of job as it requires ingenuity and he’s never had a failure to get in,

I’ll be seeing her again on Thursday, will her embarrassment have faded by then? I’ll remind her :risas3:
 

DanBow

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On my vw there is a small plastic cover on the rear of the front door handle it pops off to reveal a key hole to open the door with a spare key, if your key fob is dead.
 

derek kelly

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On my vw there is a small plastic cover on the rear of the front door handle it pops off to reveal a key hole to open the door with a spare key, if your key fob is dead.
No good when the keys are locked in the car.
 

derek kelly

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On a more serious note many of you on here will know Ady Banner (Taxi red) he recently bought a BMW, whilst driving he kept getting a signal saying boot was open when it wasn’t, fast forward a little bit & his boot catches fire, electrical fault, he managed to put the fire out but the car now won’t start, he’s had it towed to BMW Leeds7B9D8E54-222C-4156-9AD6-816412BF33A5.jpeg
 

Martin L Batley

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On a more serious note many of you on here will know Ady Banner (Taxi red) he recently bought a BMW, whilst driving he kept getting a signal saying boot was open when it wasn’t, fast forward a little bit & his boot catches fire, electrical fault, he managed to put the fire out but the car now won’t start, he’s had it towed to BMW LeedsView attachment 70366
Bad mistake unless it's a warranty job, even then I'd be cautious. Have a couple of mates that have had bad interaction with BMW warranty. If not warranty then I'd go to a known independent and save a fortune.
 

Malone

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On my vw there is a small plastic cover on the rear of the front door handle it pops off to reveal a key hole to open the door with a spare key, if your key fob is dead.
Hers is a VW Tiguan , mine is a VW Sharan - similar handles. I’ll check the handbook. Thanks for the clue.
 

Squag1

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My son did same with keys in boot in an Audi 5/6...
They are brilliant.......
You can lock the back knock down seats so people can't get into boot from inside car. He had them locked. Spare key 100 miles away.

Lock doctor came, Polish guy.
Into car in about 3 minutes I'd say.
Job done.
 

Malone

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No good when the keys are locked in the car.
For my motorhome I have a complete spare set hidden away. If I do lose my first set then I always carry a spare side door key, kept in my phone, to get me in, then I can unearth the spare ignition key. The spare side door key is very slim unlike the ignition key, but of course it sets off the alarm and I’d need to type in the code.
 

andyBeaker

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In days of old when a car key was simply a bit of machined metal that you stuck in the lock I had a spare secreted under the car in a little magnetic box stuck to the bodywork.

To replace the main key for my current car would cost 3x what I paid for my first car :facepalm: .

Having said that, even I managed to open my cortina with a packing strap in about two minutes without causing any damage when challenged to do so.
 

Minkey

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I've lost count of how many times I've locked my keys in my car, once I locked then in the car at a small petrol station blocking the pumps I had to borrow the petrol stations phone to call my dad to bring my spare, the :facepalm:moment was when I told the owner what I'd done and asked him if it was ok to leave my car there until my dad came
 

Malone

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I believe some escorts only need a £20 note to open them :risas3:
 

slim63

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I worked in a place doing repairs on hire cars and vans for a short while a lot of them were fords

As most of them had been moved around plenty between different assessors and by different transport companies before landing with us often months before keys were often lost so the solution to get in and get them moved to the workshop was half a tennis ball and it worked on 70% at the time :oops:
 

Squag1

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I worked in a place doing repairs on hire cars and vans for a short while a lot of them were fords

As most of them had been moved around plenty between different assessors and by different transport companies before landing with us often months before keys were often lost so the solution to get in and get them moved to the workshop was half a tennis ball and it worked on 70% at the time :oops:
Used to do.....
 

Squag1

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Guy had a Ford, big yellow Cortina, came out of golf club, into car, well down the road, opened the glove box where he kept carton of cigarettes - wrong car :eek: :risas3:
 
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