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[ogr1]

Bastaaaaaaaard.
The quack has put me on the sick for a week + a supply of Naproxan.
We'll see what develops.
Anyhow before that I went to work, but couldn't even keep up walking pace.
Management have accepted that I'm too venerable to be working in this condition. Off I goes to pick up my prearranged prescription.
Stood in the chemist with payment card in hand, goods handed over & the pharmacist informs me that I don't need to pay. Me somewhat confused asked why? Well, your at that certain age and it's free, unless you really want to pay?
Took a while to realise WTF he was on about, then the penny dropped.
Not only was I in pain I was now genuinely embarrassed that I had totally forgot I had hit 60.
The women behind the till gave me a big
Awwwwwwwww.
I hobbled out of the chemist with my pills in hand feeling like the world suddenly knew I'm now officially an old fecker. I think I'm depressed.

 

[Malone]

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Management have accepted that I'm too venerable to be working in this condition.

vulnerable or venereal? one is standard, the other is STD

I hobbled out of the chemist with my pills in hand feeling like the world suddenly knew I'm now officially an old fecker. I think I'm depressed.

You’re in here, so you must be an old fecker.

 

[ogr1]

vulnerable or venereal? one is standard, the other is STD


You’re in here, so you must be an old fecker.

It's the feckin pain & pills.
More like predictive text.

 

[derek kelly]

Bastaaaaaaaard.
The quack has put me on the sick for a week + a supply of Naproxan.
We'll see what develops.
Anyhow before that I went to work, but couldn't even keep up walking pace.
Management have accepted that I'm too venerable to be working in this condition. Off I goes to pick up my prearranged prescription.
Stood in the chemist with payment card in hand, goods handed over & the pharmacist informs me that I don't need to pay. Me somewhat confused asked why? Well, your at that certain age and it's free, unless you really want to pay?
Took a while to realise WTF he was on about, then the penny dropped.
Not only was I in pain I was now genuinely embarrassed that I had totally forgot I had hit 60.
The women behind the till gave me a big
Awwwwwwwww.
I hobbled out of the chemist with my pills in hand feeling like the world suddenly knew I'm now officially an old fecker. I think I'm depressed.

My 60th birthday was yesterday, now I’m 65, all downhill now pal.

 

[DEG5Y]

I hobbled out of the chemist with my pills in hand feeling like the world suddenly knew I'm now officially an old fecker. I think I'm depressed.

Well now you might start to feel as though you belong here!

 

[Cougar377]

For the last 3 months when I go to my local chemist's to collect my prescription I get the same routine from the woman behind the counter...
“Not long now".
"Yep"
"You'll soon qualify for free prescriptions"
"Yep, something good to to look forward to, eh.?"

She turned 60 a year or so ago and has a real thing about telling anyone like me, galloping towards their 60th birthday, how she was actually happy when her's arrived because she wouldn't have to pay.

I wouldn't mind so much but I'm not 60 till July, so I've got another 6 months of this.
Trouble is, much as I'd like to tell her to button it, she's pretty attractive and that's the other thing that's depressing.....

The last time I remember Grab A Granny it was at NAAFI discos, I was in my late teens and they were in their 30`s.....!

 

[Centaur]

Grab a granny night at the Adolte Club in SOT in the early 70s.

 

[Lee337]

60 in April, go part time in May - can't wait

 

[Pow-Lo]

For the last 3 months when I go to my local chemist's to collect my prescription I get the same routine from the woman behind the counter...
“Not long now".
"Yep"
"You'll soon qualify for free prescriptions"
"Yep, something good to to look forward to, eh.?"

She turned 60 a year or so ago and has a real thing about telling anyone like me, galloping towards their 60th birthday, how she was actually happy when her's arrived because she wouldn't have to pay.

I wouldn't mind so much but I'm not 60 till July, so I've got another 6 months of this.
Trouble is, much as I'd like to tell her to button it, she's pretty attractive and that's the other thing that's depressing.....

The last time I remember Grab A Granny it was at NAAFI discos, I was in my late teens and they were in their 30`s.....!

Does she have big tits?

Prescriptions are free in Wales, not that I ever need one.

 

[Cougar377]

Does she have big tits?

Prescriptions are free in Wales, not that I ever need one.

Relatively speaking, yes. Very petite frame with larger than average, natural (as far as I can ogle) boobs for her size.

 

[Artemis]

My 60th birthday was yesterday, now I’m 65, all downhill now pal.

How does that work, Derek? 5 years older in one day!

 

[Cougar377]

How does that work, Derek? 5 years older in one day!

Dezza is the new Dr Who. They wanted someone who wouldn't be controversial but would be accepted by all.

 

[Malone]

Dezza is the new Dr Who. They wanted someone who wouldn't be controversial but would be accepted by all.

The new version after the repeat by the best Dr. ie David Tennant is going to be black

they will rename the series Which Doctor.

 

[derek kelly]

How does that work, Derek? 5 years older in one day!

Because I don’t know where the past five years have gone, one minute walking round Disney World enjoying my 60th, next thing knackered back, knackered knees etc etc.

 

[andyBeaker]

Prescriptions are free in Wales, not that I ever need one.

funny you should mention that as we were talking about it yesterday - with Welsh nhs in ‘special measures’ (or whatever the correct term is) we were wondering how free prescriptions fit in. Seems bizarre.

 

[Jaws]

How does that work, Derek? 5 years older in one day!

Same as me... It seems only weeks ago I was celebrating my 50th ! All my minions brought a cup cake in to my office and croaked a terrible rendition of happy birthday ! ( I was made redundant a few months later which led to me starting Jaws up )

 

[Pow-Lo]

funny you should mention that as we were talking about it yesterday - with Welsh nhs in ‘special measures’ (or whatever the correct term is) we were wondering how free prescriptions fit in. Seems bizarre.

That's Welsh Labour and socialism for you. The NHS here is totally buggered, with a capital F, yet the system is completely abused.

Not sure about 'special measures', not heard of that here.

 

[marlin vs]

I was 40 only the other day, it's unreal where the years have gone.

 

[Squag1]

I was 40 only the other day, it's unreal where the years have gone.

Yes child!!

 

[andyBeaker]

That's Welsh Labour and socialism for you. The NHS here is totally buggered, with a capital F, yet the system is completely abused.

Not sure about 'special measures', not heard of that here.

It was mentioned in PMs question time last week.