• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

you have been told

Wolfie

Is a lunp
that you are going to die in exactly 24hrs time.

what do you do with the time you have left?????
 
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R2B2

Guest
I'm gonna go look for Emma Bunton. There's summat I need to get out of my system..... :lick:
 
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R2B2

Guest
or you could just get thru all the episodes of 24 that you recorded, - if you started sraight away that is.
 

Punchy

Registered User
Rob P XX said:
I'm gonna go look for Emma Bunton. There's summat I need to get out of my system..... :lick:

Or rather something you need to get into her system....


:lick: :lick: :lick:
 

scruffygit

Registered User
Ditch the bitch :f , Deck the boss :bang: :shooter: , pay his wife a visit :k , blag as many test rides as I can and finally ride off into destiny on the 'bird :yo: .
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I have a "hit" list, :dunno:
top of it is the ex, :mad:
Id like to "bulldoze" as many "speed" cameras as I could find,and shag felicity Kendal, even if she is "getting on a bit" as Ive always wanted to have a go, :blush:
 
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D.S.

Guest
check myslef into THE suite at the Bentley Hotel next to the Brooklyn Bridge NYC with 4 girlies, a few bottles of Mumm, a bag of coke and go for it :yo: :yo: :yo:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
mmmmm

Have a pull :blush: , well with that on your mind it aint gonna be a 10 min job is it.

Take up smoking so EMMA knows what it tastes like to kiss a smoker. :bang:

Take the shotguns from the cabinet and find me some scum :bandit:

Then order a takeaway from our local Indian.
 
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Crozzers

Guest
I would

Shoot my boss :yo:

Hold up TOYS R US and get my son everything he wants :yo:

Get 1000 pounds worth of lottery tickets and give them to John and James :yo:

Tell everybody i hate that i actually hate them :yo:
 
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Biggbiker

Guest
Blow up my boss's office, Stop dieting, Jump on a plane laden with booze to Florida with the family and have the last few moments with them and Mickey! :beer:
 
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reefer

Guest
kill everyone who has ever pissed me off..and on the journeys..kill anyone who cuts me up or drives like a tosser....and you think im joking %$fan

and if i havent been caught or shot by the police..start killing traffic wardens

im guessing its just natural to think this way :dunno: :beer:
 
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nigs

Guest
I sense some negativity here - why waste the time on strangers if you've only 24hrs left to live.

I'd be on a plane to Jersey with Jane. Book the suite at the Waters Edge hotel in Bouley Bay. Get a few dives in (that's the SCUBA variety :} ), then have a damn good party with my closest friends. If I'm gonna go, then they'll have to suffer the mother of all hangovers :}
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
nigs said:
Get a few dives in (that's the SCUBA variety :} ), then have a damn good party with my closest friends. If I'm gonna go, then they'll have to suffer the mother of all hangovers :}

:lol: :lol: SCUBA type eh,, don't forget the eye contact i clocked at Matlock on Friday........something was brewing then. :blush:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Trigger gatsos and rape a certain woman who has been leading me on for years and bloody years ! Stuff myself full of chinky food..
Oh, get pissed and go for a drive.. never done it and wanna know how good / bad I really would be..
Start smoking again.. think thats about it !
 

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
Club Sponsor
Poison all the convicts' food

Then Derek would have to find somewhere else to work. :f
 

ALonaBIRD

Registered User
nah dont start smokin again John ................. them things will kill ya :bang:



says me as i stub out yet another ciggy :p
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Stevebrooke said:
Poison all the convicts' food



You never said you wanted to be a caterer :}


Then Derek would have to find somewhere else to work. :f



Who says I need to work :neenaw: :f
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Steve, whats Dereks addy, hes at work tonight, fancy a bit of burglary that way we could be quids in, :eek:
 
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