XMAS Wish List

[Fat Bert]

Well I'm buggered [that makes a change!!] if I know what to have for Xmas

So............

Thought it might be an idea to start a Xmas WIsh List

What do you want for Xmas?

Cyclops promises to buy a beer to the funniest answer - that'll be a first on both counts then!!

 

[derek kelly]

What do I want for Christmas?

1] Well, nothing for myself, but for all the world leaders to get together and stop all the wars.
for every nation in the world to be self sufficient so they could be friends on even terms.
for peace and harmony throughout the world
no more starvation, nobody having to freeze to death on the streets, no more child abuse, no more greed,




2] for Leeds United to get promoted at the end of this season.


shit looks like i'll just have to stick with number 1 it's more realistic.

 

[derek kelly]

A Derk Kelly free forum:k

That'll be a car section then.

 

[Fat Bert]

Lumps

A Derk Kelly free forum:k

Wouldn't we all!!









Only kidding DK - now get ya haircut

Seriously though, what do you want in ya Santa Sack this year?

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Wouldn't we all!!
Only kidding DK - now get ya haircut

Seriously though, what do you want in ya Santa Sack this year?

Blonde, 5'10", big tits, tiny waist, fantastic face,







And shags like a rattlesnake on steroids!! :}

 

[derek kelly]

To be absolutely honest, I hate the commercial side of christmas, if if was down to me there would be no presents, I get embarrassed opening them cos half of what I get I don't need and it appalls me the amount of money wasted on presents every year, this year we have decided to cut down on how much we spend on each other so Bev & my daughters have bought me Gypsy's viper seat between them.

 

[Fat Bert]

Hmmmm~~

Cyclops's wallet seems to still be intact then!!

Nothing really funny so far!

 

[derek kelly]

Blonde, 5'10", big tits, tiny waist, fantastic face,







And shags like a rattlesnake on steroids!! :}

You don't state male or Female. :dunno:

 

[bitontheside]

A new outfit - no, not one of those you mucky minded git! One with 3 wheels and a lot of fibreglass. Watch this space! :lick:

 

[Jaws]

A new outfit - no, not one of those you mucky minded git! One with 3 wheels and a lot of fibreglass. Watch this space! :lick:

I think it must be an age thing , ( :cry: ) but as soon as I read a new outfit I new what you meant.. Folk under about 40 rarely know what an outfit is until told...

 

[ianrobbo1]

I see "Bob" has a new outfit!! and it "suits" him I must say!! :}

 

[Samster]

Outfit - aha! Now BOTS's username becomes clear.............

Back in the grasstrack days we had 'left hand chairs' and 'right hand chairs' as the outfits run both ways

 

[bitontheside]

I think it must be an age thing , ( :cry: ) but as soon as I read a new outfit I new what you meant.. Folk under about 40 rarely know what an outfit is until told...

John - you are a man of many parts.......... :bow:

 

[bitontheside]

Outfit - aha! Now BOTS's username becomes clear.............

Back in the grasstrack days we had 'left hand chairs' and 'right hand chairs' as the outfits run both ways

Sam - rider or passenger?

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Blonde, 5'10", big tits, tiny waist, fantastic face,







And shags like a rattlesnake on steroids!! :}

Called SVEN......................

 

[CAD]

Hmmmmm!!

Cigarette, blow job, cup of tea, blow job, 2000 Cadbury's Cream Eggs, blow job, (thinking..........), blow job.
Not in any particular order but:dunno: .......

 

[SILVERONE]

Well

A'part from good will & happiness :-: to all on Earth (and all that shit) which will never happen as long as there is dosh to be made :xm .

Wot I would really like is for someone "HINT' HINT " to have my Silverone ready and waiting for me in Malaga when I get there on the 22nd Dec,
"now that would be really special" :yo:

as hav'in to put-up with the out-laws for a week in any f**kin country is a task & a half c7u8

 

[AndyXXV]

Agree with DK about super Leeds going up (both the wish and the reality) however more realistically I'm looking for a cure for my avian flu, my doctor says it's untweetable.

 

[growler04]

to get ride off all ilegal imigrants , get rid of ilegal drugs , rid of all wepons, and SPEED CAMRAS,no sallting of roads due to nice sunny wether , raine at night between 2 am and 4 am, so wee can still have our green and plesant land. just peace and harmony for every body.

six littel loto numbers please. to leeds fans thanks for reo and smithy.

 

[Gerrard]

Xmas Prezzie

Well....A Blackbird in the shape of a K5 will do me for starters. :lick: