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Yerrrr... for ever blowing his own trumpet !
Well, I hope he gets lynched way before joe publics coffers are used in court.
Who?
Use google, all will become clear
I did but it's gone right over my head.
Yeah, thanks. I cannot stand the sound of f'ing trumpets! Stems back to about 35 years ago when some burd dragged me to a jazz night and I was traumatised by squealing, f'ing trumpets and I still haven't recovered. She did have big tits though.
Tone deaf
A f*cking hate jazz too.
All it reminds me of is day one for a school band and they've just been given their instruments to try out.
Big tits trumps ear ache every time... fact !
I never used to be but I was after that mince!Tone deaf
FFS, how many times? 'Fact' has to be on a line of its own and two to three lines below the text that is factual. But yes, big tits do indeed trump ear ache, especially when having one's head between them listening to the angels sing.
Fact.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ONLY correct when any one below the rank of admin posts
& some admin are very rank
Indeed !!!
Barred for a month for using the word methinks. Get a grip man.
You have the makings of a top class moderator, but currently we are underrepresented in the areas of ethnic minorities and women.
If you have tits or a suntan then your in. Otherwise we might consider you if you have a limp.
Due to the rather nice weather recently I do have a sun tan. I'm currently working on growing the tits but the gut seems to be growing faster.
Pow-Lo will obviously have to review the tits before your application is progressed any further.
Good luck with that...
I'll never pass that test. Might have to move onto the other requirement of a limp. But, in my defence, when you get to my age that can happen.