WOMEN

[Fat Bert]

The difference~~~

between a Rottweiler and a woman with PMT?????????????

 

[robbo25]

lol superbird 1100 like it but its a bit hard trying to do the ironing when your hands are full of mars bars, crunchies, marathons (sorry snickers) etc and your crying all over his best shirt looking like your 6 monhs pregnant and high as a kite on feminax thinking noone loves you because your face looks like a teenager with acne and your hair looks like youve washed it in lard. its fun being a woman. if your bike broke down once a month youd be pissed off, now you know how we feel.

 

[Biker Babe]

lol superbird 1100 like it but its a bit hard trying to do the ironing when your hands are full of mars bars, crunchies, marathons (sorry snickers) etc and your crying all over his best shirt looking like your 6 monhs pregnant and high as a kite on feminax thinking noone loves you because your face looks like a teenager with acne and your hair looks like youve washed it in lard. its fun being a woman. if your bike broke down once a month youd be pissed off, now you know how we feel.

GOD you are so right !!! :bow:

You just forgot the bit about sore boobs, painful legs, oh and not forgetting looking and feeling like an elephant for a week cos nothing you own fits yah.......

 

[Supabird1100]

. if your bike broke down once a month youd be pissed off.

LOL....If my bike broke down once a month I'd think I was back on a Harley !!!!! :} :}

Oh...sorry.....that was once or twice a week, wasn't it ??? :B :B

 

[Supabird1100]

looking and feeling like an elephant for a week cos nothing you own fits yah.......

I am not saying anything !!!!!!....I could........but I won't !!!!!!! :} :}

 

[ianrobbo1]

our rob reckons at that time of month men should be like rastafarian men in africa and banish women to live on their own until they've finished because we are no use to them. what a baaarsted eh!

AHEM it becomes clear now Mrs Robbo, :} exactly WHY you get so frustrated at some of my little ''observation's'' :} it's cos MR Robbo shares similar views to some of my own, :}

so, don't you bother your ''pretty little head'' with complicated whimsical remarks ''M''dear, just nip and cook the head of the household's tea, there's a good girl,

run along now,LOL

 

[Supabird1100]

just nip and cook the head of the household's tea, there's a good girl

Bloody hell, Ian.......dead man walking !!!!!! :} :} %$fan

 

[richard]

Phookin hell ind i thought i was pushing the envelope..

 

[robbo25]

well said superbird. we have to meet one day and the pleasure will be all MINE. lol

 

[SILVERONE]

:beer: Beer must contain female hormones, after 8 pints I can't ride my bike
and I talk load of SHIT. :yo:

 

[ianrobbo1]

:beer: Beer must contain female hormones, after 8 pints I can't ride my bike
and I talk load of SHIT. :yo:

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: what's left to say,????

 

[robbo25]

wipe your nose ian youve got brown stuff on it.after 8 pints i cant even stand up never mind ride a bike, and as for talking shit i leave that to certain males they are better at it.

 

[ianrobbo1]

typical female has to have the last word,!!

SEE,?? :}

 

[frenchuk]

Here's one to match Frenchie's gloves.

Great Gatso, now where do you suggest I wear... it?

 

[trophychap]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Nah ain't worth it!!!

Ladies :bow:

 

[Artemis]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Nah ain't worth it!!!

Ladies :bow:

Aha, one who has learned. Now we see why you have the trophy, Grasshopper :bow:

 

[Wolfie]

Why do they cost so much to maintain????? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

 

[Biker Babe]

Why do they cost so much to maintain?????QUOTE]

Well you know the old saying don't yah Andy? :dunno:

You only get what you pay for? so the more it cost's you in maintenance the better the one you have......

Why do you reckon Steve's always moaning about how much I cost him....

 

[Wolfie]

if my bike cost me half as much i would throw the thing in the skip and get a decent one.!!!!! :k :neenaw:

 

[Hunter]

Why do they cost so much to maintain????? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

Contrary to most things in life, the older models tend to cost less to maintain, try not going for the latest model Wolfie g0551p