A hippie [aka Wolfie!!!!!] gets on a bus and proceeds to sit across from a Nun in the front seat. Through her heavy headpiece he just spots a glimmer of her face.
She's gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she also has a truly phenomenal body.
The hippie gets more and more excited until he finally approaches the nun and says, "Sister, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I'm very attracted to you. Can we get together some time?"
The Nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop.
When the bus starts on its way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.
"With your long hair and beard," said the bus driver "you could dress in white robes, tell her you're Jesus and command her to have sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun.
Right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, wearing a hooded white robe.
"I am the Son of God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun is flabbergasted but says she will concede to his wishes with one condition - she asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about going to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his hood and shouts out, "Ha-ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replies by whipping off her hood and shouting, "Ha-ha, I'm the bus driver!!"
She's gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she also has a truly phenomenal body.
The hippie gets more and more excited until he finally approaches the nun and says, "Sister, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I'm very attracted to you. Can we get together some time?"
The Nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop.
When the bus starts on its way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.
"With your long hair and beard," said the bus driver "you could dress in white robes, tell her you're Jesus and command her to have sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun.
Right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, wearing a hooded white robe.
"I am the Son of God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."
The nun is flabbergasted but says she will concede to his wishes with one condition - she asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about going to work on the nun.
After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his hood and shouts out, "Ha-ha, I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replies by whipping off her hood and shouting, "Ha-ha, I'm the bus driver!!"
