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reefer
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yup tis true..
one cold damp dark morning...
on the way into work...i pull up at the lights on the inside lane, cars sitting in the lane next to me...theres a bus lane in front of me at the other side of the road, loaded with money making cams
i noticed out the corner of my eye what seems to be a honda bucket next to me..i know he knows i wanna go stright on..i avoid eye contact as i slide my finger over to the traction and stability smooth faced sexy switch..i push the butto gently so as not to attract onlookers...warning light come on like stadium lighting on the dash..im ready for him....
lights change..foot to floor..BUT NO hes next to me still at the other side of the lights..i hear hte turbo screem for joy as it catipults me into second gear ..BUT still hes there at the side of me..surely not i think to myself..this bucket honda keeeping up me moi
shes now gone into third and ive puleld in front just enough to pull out in front blocking his way and geting me out of the bus lane..we approach the next sight of lights which show RED i pull back over to the inside lane and we both stop at the lights..again with him next to me..i stay cool but notice his window dropping so i look round..still trying not to smile..its a middle aged typical jewish type looking business man..hes laughing his head off saying "i couldnt get traction" so i start laughing and reply " thats ok i was only tickling the throttle"
so were both sitting there laughing now..lights change..he tears off, i pull away normaly as im turning left..and what do i hear and see rasping from the exhaust then ferking new shape 3 series coupe M seires :} YES I SAID "M" BADGE!! ..he must have been laughing through sadness i rekon...what a way to start the day :-:
one cold damp dark morning...
on the way into work...i pull up at the lights on the inside lane, cars sitting in the lane next to me...theres a bus lane in front of me at the other side of the road, loaded with money making cams
i noticed out the corner of my eye what seems to be a honda bucket next to me..i know he knows i wanna go stright on..i avoid eye contact as i slide my finger over to the traction and stability smooth faced sexy switch..i push the butto gently so as not to attract onlookers...warning light come on like stadium lighting on the dash..im ready for him....
lights change..foot to floor..BUT NO hes next to me still at the other side of the lights..i hear hte turbo screem for joy as it catipults me into second gear ..BUT still hes there at the side of me..surely not i think to myself..this bucket honda keeeping up me moi
shes now gone into third and ive puleld in front just enough to pull out in front blocking his way and geting me out of the bus lane..we approach the next sight of lights which show RED i pull back over to the inside lane and we both stop at the lights..again with him next to me..i stay cool but notice his window dropping so i look round..still trying not to smile..its a middle aged typical jewish type looking business man..hes laughing his head off saying "i couldnt get traction" so i start laughing and reply " thats ok i was only tickling the throttle"
so were both sitting there laughing now..lights change..he tears off, i pull away normaly as im turning left..and what do i hear and see rasping from the exhaust then ferking new shape 3 series coupe M seires :} YES I SAID "M" BADGE!! ..he must have been laughing through sadness i rekon...what a way to start the day :-: