why i fired my secretary

[Wolfie]

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, - the children will
remember...

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest
thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake..... followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.


And I just sat there .................


On the couch..............



Stark Fucking Naked.

 

[Smoothandquick]

Class.....:bow:

 

[R2B2]

Best for fookin' ages.

 

[Rods]

very good:bow: :beer: :}

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Yes.....

I heard it on Terry Wogan this morning as well.....

Still feckin funny tho'

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[Wolfie]

tell terry to keep up then cause i was sent it to my work email 2 weeks ago , but it has been down for 3 weeks so did not get it until today. :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[SILVERONE]

Hard Luck

%$fan And then wot happend ''don't just leave it there'' and how come Terry Wogan got to here about it, is your mate ? Wolfie

 

[Jaws]

tell terry to keep up then cause i was sent it to my work email 2 weeks ago , but it has been down for 3 weeks so did not get it until today. :beer: :beer: :beer:

This was doing the rounds when I was 18 ! Nothing like dragging old and infirmed back into the fray for another trip round the block !!

 

[Wolfie]

Nothing like dragging old and infirmed back into the fray for another trip round the block !!

saves your gathering cobwebs dont it john!!!!

 

[americanexpress]

:bang: imagine confessing to listening to Terry Wogan!!c7u8

 

[Jaws]

Cobwebs ?? No cobwebs on me Wolfie.. too fookin caustic mate ! they shrivel and drop off ( like me willy really, but thats another story )

AmEx, fookin good point mate !

 

[ianrobbo1]

:bang: imagine confessing to listening to Terry Wogan!!c7u8

radio 2 probably the best radio station out there, :bow: Mr Wogan can be "put up" with "as he's more often on holiday" Alex lester with the best time of the day :bow: and Jeremy Vine at lunch time, :bow: chuffin brill, could do without Sarah Kennedy and her "sainsbugs" Shiite, but it has a good all round selection of "banter" and music, try it, it is painless,!!

dont like "our" Terry, damn heathens!!

 

[marcella]

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
it just so happens iv got an opening for a sec wolfie, if she knows anything bout music tell her to give me a call,, if she knows f*ckall bout music give her my mobile,,,,she'll fit right in:yo: