Why don't I understand???

[derek kelly]

My youngest daughter Emma (24), dumped her waster of a fiance three months ago, and has been in a better mood than I've seen her for a long while. however she has found out that he is seeing someone else now, which has put her back in a shitty mood. My wife and my other daughter are giving her all the sympathies etc, however I just said its the best thing that could happen cos he won't be bothering her anymore, and I got the hairdryer treatment from the three of them...What did I do wrong???? :dunno: :h

 

[skippy]

It's hormonal and incurable :cry:

 

[derek kelly]

It's hormonal and incurable :cry:

I understand that bit but I thought it ended once they left their teen years behind, what happened to women being able to cope with anything???

 

[derek kelly]

I think it's a cunning plan I've just been told I'm forgiven if I buy the jalfrezis,

 

[skippy]

They are tough and cunning and devious and get whatever it is they want, whenever they want it, from whomever they want it from. There is no escape

 

[derek kelly]

They can buy their own Jalfrezis I'll stay unforgiven....They'll need me before I need them :}

 

[Jaws]

Stunningly brave and slightly foolhardy words !
( BTW, wtf are jalfrezis ? )

 

[derek kelly]

I'm off to get the Jalfrezis, I've just been reminded it's my birthday in October and my wife has seen a nice portable DVD player :xm

 

[robbo25]

derek shes pissed off cause hes got someone else so soon. he couldnt have thought that much of her so shes better off without him. what a shit. just give her ?200 pound for retail theraphy its amazing what new shoes and clothes can do..... its his loss tell her. not your fault mate your the only man in the direct line of fire. good luck bev

 

[tootyfluti]

Jalfrezi (sp)
Indian curry/balti. Quite hot apparently
HTH

 

[derek kelly]

I'd like to know what jalfrezis are as well?????

Don't give a toss about offspring behaviour .... never fell for that one :yo:

Jalfrezi is an Indian dish (I prefer chicken) it is usually a hot dish as it is made with whole chillis (mine had 14 in it) however the strength and the heat depend on the chillis, I have had them that are very mild, and I've had them where they blow your head off, tonights was particularly hot... but very nice

 

[ianrobbo1]

just give her ?200 pound for retail theraphy its amazing what new shoes and clothes can do.....


?200 pounds!!! is she wanting to change her ENTIRE wardrobe????
make it ?30 quid and ask for change,!!
she`ll be SO pissed off with you she wont even think about her ex, :}

 

[derek kelly]

?200 you must be joking, she costs me a fortune already. the work that I've put in to her house, (whilst still going to work on nights). she bought the house in April for ?45,000 and its going on the market next week at ?75,000. so far I've put new electrics in, put some decking down, plumbed some new radiators, and I'm knackered

 

[ianrobbo1]

75K with all that "dodgy" woodwork !!! plumbing and decking , she hoping to sell it to the bloke that "did" her skirting and door frames,??

 

[robbo25]

derek end of day ITS YOUR LITTLR GIRL. we love our kids but they are so damn expensive. you have saved her or you an electrician so be grateful for small mercys. have an extra pound on weds thunderball bev

 

[robbo25]

sorry derek got problem with rrrrrrrrrrs now and again something to do with blue nun. oh sod it blame her or ian robbo. when u coming to shop ian you deliver not too far.

 

[ianrobbo1]

sorry derek got problem with rrrrrrrrrrs now and again something to do with blue nun. oh sod it blame her or ian robbo. when u coming to shop ian you deliver not too far.

occasionally deliver to Skegness, Mablethorpe and Saltfleet, where are you??, the night before I head in your direction Ill let you know so you can "get the kettle" on, :bow: :}

 

[frenchuk]

I think it's a cunning plan I've just been told I'm forgiven if I buy the jalfrezis,

and they say they don't want us to give them any shit... %$fan

 

[derek kelly]

75K with all that "dodgy" woodwork !!! plumbing and decking , she hoping to sell it to the bloke that "did" her skirting and door frames,??

Dodgy woodwork put right ?350, nowt wrong with Plumbing & decking, she was hoping to get all work done for ?5,000, but it's cost nearer ?9,000, still she should make a tidy profit

 

[osprey03]

she bought the house in April for ?45,000 and its going on the market next week at ?75,000.

?45k for a house, where the is it, in the middle of no where ??

Can't buy a fecking toilet down here for that.